too bad so sad 

the ultimate comeback ever, the cadillac of comebacks. the worst thing you could possible say to a human being, after "yo' mama". there is nothing left to be said or to live for after "too bad so sad", causing you to feel paralyzed, stunned, and speechless. fosho.

"he felt like throwing bbq sauce on himself after she said 'too bad so sad'"

too bad so sad by daaavid June 26, 2006

Sad Porn

Media (photos, videos, poetry) found usually on the internet that exists for the sole purpose of making people feel deep sadness. Usually there is no sexual theme, yet like regular porn, some people seem to get off on it.

Person 1: Hey, you need to see this video of a new father singing to his dying newborn baby, it's so depressing! I cried for hours!

Person 2: No way, I don't need to get off on sad porn right now... My own life is sad enough.

Sad Porn by Brendogfox September 5, 2016

sad goi 

a playful insult that is used on a friend of either sex, in a variety of accents depending on the situation. offense is never intended.

Friend 1: that ross kid, far out he's annoying

Friend 2: yeah i know, he's such a sad goi

sad goi by sdgysagysagyasga5 September 20, 2010

Sad Worm 

a state of brief or prolonged sadness motivated by a wide variety of happenings from the minor to the major, from work related to boy related, from shopping related to alcohol related typically characterised by the slumping of the head accompanied by a quivvering lip signifying a general state of sadness which resembles that of a worm.

Guy: i dont like you
Girl: sad worm :(

Sad Worm by lolliesfamily May 27, 2012

Sad Hey 

The one word text used to begin a non-specific conversation with a recent romantic interest.

I feel bad for her because we hadn't talked in two weeks and then she randomly texted me a "Sad Hey" out of the blue last night.

Sad Hey by Warrelle August 30, 2016

Sad Hat 

The instance when your dick is trying to enter a busted up vagina and the flabby labia fold in on the vaginal entrance so your dick can't get in but is just hanging out wearing a "sad hat" of floppy pussy folds.

Last night I was hanging with that ho Jessica and when we tried to have sex, I couldn't get my dick in her pussy cuz those nasty meat curtains just folded up on my dick like a sad hat.

Sad Hat by Taintamount December 2, 2016

sad claudia

It is generallyate at night when you are a sad Claudia. It's the feelings of lonleyness even if you are the happiest person. In the day a strong, smiley girl. At night you crumble. Laying on your bed in tears, even if you don't realise it. Everyone is a sad Claudia at one stage in their life.

I was up really late last boght listening to deep music, I realised I was turning into a sad Claudia.

sad claudia by Ew.whybother February 20, 2017