swanse

a term expressing admiration for an impressive penile member, a.k.a. "big johnson".

"Johnny's got a swanse like a horse..."

by big johnson August 16, 2004

Shawshanked

To temporarily rig something to function. Not a permanent fix.

I shawshanked that shelf together. It works for now.

by Cdawg$$$ April 11, 2021

swaps

v.t. secret substitute word for fornicating used when you are asking your friends if they would have sex with a person within hearing range. Advantage is it doesn't sound like a verb, much less a sex word.

So, would you swaps that melon-breasted cock snorkler or not?

by Chief Bootysmackah May 31, 2004

shawshank

to defecate in one's pants with the intent of shaking the stool out of the opening in the bottom of the pant leg.

In reference to the 1994 Oscar winning movie, "The Shawshank Redemption"

Knowing he wouldn't make it to the restroom and his stool was a type 2 on the Bristols stool chart, Alex shawshanked it down his office hallway.

by gpb pizza pan man December 15, 2009

Swanson

Usually a fat guy with a baby face, not always fat but are usually ugly

Hey, did you see that fat guy? He was a total Swanson

by Studzy December 30, 2010

Awesome Sawsome

Awesome sawsome means that something has officially hit the epitome of awesomeness, using Awesome SawSome is dangerous because if you call something Awesome SawSome, but isn't you can't take it back. Awesome SawSome is used when the awesomest of all the awesome things in this awesome world happens.

Dude: I just got a new phone, compared to my rinky dink 5 button one!
Other Dude: Dude you are Awesome SawSome!!

by Issybizzy555 October 28, 2010

swagstaful

full of swag

Nick is swagstaful.

by Jay Bieber April 18, 2012