by Wrordmax June 15, 2016
Get the Mustard strokemug. When your dick is a mixture of the 5 dollar footlong from SUBWAY and the BURRITO from CHIPOTLE. Before you even put the tip in she knows this moment will be the moment she takes the Dicklong stroke.
While walking home from her house I couldn't stop itching my dick I can't believe I gave her the Dicklong stroke. I must have really liked her; I think I'm gonna call her tomorrow for a round two.
by sloth dick September 2, 2015
Get the dicklong strokemug. A male masturbation technique. A hand is submerged in ice for a minute or more, then is immediately used to stimulate a penis. See also: arctic fist
by LuckyFool July 24, 2016
Get the arctic strokemug. When you try to shit but can’t so you make the effort worthwhile by giving yourself a good old fashioned wank and rubbing one out before flushing and hoping the turd will pass next attempt. If not, repeat.
I’m on my third constipation stroke today. If I don’t blow the other way soon I may have to resort to an enema.
Sometimes I think he eats a poor diet just for the ability to constipation stroke.
Sometimes I think he eats a poor diet just for the ability to constipation stroke.
by Dick Onchin January 11, 2022
Get the Constipation Strokemug. by Canned snail May 28, 2016
Get the stroke the toadmug. by Alderspsycho December 14, 2013
Get the getting strokedmug. You know when you meet a seemingly cool, down to earth guy / gal that you want to get to know better? And in order to do that you feel like u just wanna give em a quick lil stroke on their scrote you know? like just two fingers very light very casual but a definite stroke along the underside of somebody's scrotum.
Wow.. that guy Faraz seems chill. Kinda wanna give him a quick scrote stroke see what he's all about
by scarkin December 10, 2016
Get the scrote strokemug.