Sports Sponge

A variety of couch potato. Namely, a guy who spends all of his free time sitting/lying around and soaking up sports information (stats, possible trades, etc.), often, though certainly not always, while drinking beers. Often such characters have a hostile, macho attitude, making them less agreeable than the average couch potato. Very common in the northeast USA, and USA in general.

Steve is a sports sponge. He spends all his free time watching sports, watching ESPN, and drinking beer.

by ANGRYMOTHERFUCKER December 9, 2010

ghetto sporting

The act of riding a dual sport motorcycle in an urban environment. Usually ends up with cops showing up asking if your bike is legal, or the occasional bum or crack whore laying in a location used as ramps.

Indianapolis has some great ghetto sporting areas.

by racercorky August 13, 2013

Sports Slut

A person who is on a lot of sports teams in a league or over multiple leagues.

Matthew: Yooo, wanna join our team for soccer?
Jared: Nah man, can't already on 6 teams, had to leave one because I was on 7.
Matthew: You're such a sports slut.

by OGDynamo September 13, 2023

Sports Hoe

This happens when someone decides to keep switching teams for any sport. Just use the name of the sport instead of using "Sports Hoe".

*Fifa*

Dude 1: Damn, Japan lost again...

Dude 2: That's it! I'm done with Japan... Hello South Africa.

Dude 1: Fifa Hoe...

Dude 2: Isn't it "Sports Hoe"?

Dude 1: Sure, idiot...

by King Master Chef November 14, 2010

extreme sport

Masturbating without the doors locked when your whole family is home

Extreme sport ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by ur mom double gay May 9, 2018

sporting palace

According to the Hostage episode of Gunsmoke and to a historical marker in Hays City Kansas, this is an old time term for a brothel.

Looking at Miss Kitty, her kidnapper says, It ain’t no surprise to find Matt Dillon’s woman in a sporting palace.

by John Dohh February 28, 2023

Sport Coat

A Guy a woman is dating, may even be a side dude, who she sees no future or long term goals with. However, she still does some of the things as if in a relationship without the domesticated parts e.g. sleeps with, hang out, and shopping trips to name a few .

I think I may call my sport coat to get me out the house tonight!

by She’s On To Something! November 5, 2022