favorite soap opera

You are my favorite soap opera! This phrase is backhanded compliment to a friend with a dramatic lifestyle stressing their entertainment value.

Lisa B, you are my favorite soap opera!

by I, Wreckerrr June 4, 2021

Drop the soap

To "Drop the soap" is to accidently, or absent mindedly, put yourself in a vulnerable position. Derived from the idea that in a prison shower, if you were to drop the soap, and bend over to pick it up, you would expose your anus to rape.

"We're surrounded, don't make any sudden moves, and for christ's sake don't drop the soap!"

by Ethan M. April 20, 2007

drop the prison soap

screw up big time


if you bend over in a prison shower, you'll get raped

oops, looks like i've dropped the prison soap this time

by ned schneebly April 29, 2004

don't drop the soap

Good advice when going to jail. Drop the soap in the shower, bend over to pick it up, take it in the ass from a well endowed man named Conswalo.

I told John don't drop the soap in jail, but he did anyways. Whoops.

by Big_Disraeli September 17, 2008

dove soap

When a male ejaculates into a females hands an she throws it all over her face like in dove soap commercials

Last night Adam dove soaped with his girlfriend from math class

by Grant24 September 21, 2013

pet the soap

When you are in a bathroom that has only provided bar soap and your hands are wet, you don't want to pick up the soap because it will slip out of your hands, so you just pet the soap a little and hope that some of the soap essence will rub off.

Connie: Excuse me, I have to pee.
(Connie returns shortly after.)
Angelina: What was the bathroom like? I heard they spent a fortune remodeling it.
Connie: Yeah, it was very posh, and apparently pump-action is now too pedestrian for them. Had to pet the soap.
Angelina: Oh, I hate that.

by PettyBetty August 20, 2010

no soap...radio

A joke played on an innocent victim, where several people agree beforehand to laugh at a completely pointless joke involving elephants, polar bears, etc. in a bathtub with the punch line "no soap ... radio". The objective is to see if they can get the victim to laugh along so he won't look like he was too dumb to get it. If he does, then everyone stops laughing and asks the victim what's so funny, and gets a good laugh at his embarassment.

We used to do the old "no soap...radio" joke when we were 10.

by JohnJabong May 21, 2006