The act of violently emitting Human Female breasts at high velocity from one's nose, usually accompanied by wet, warm mucous discharge. Most only accomplished by those who possess Dick Noses.
by Weenus Johson III September 27, 2010
John Kerry made a government sneeze when he voted for the war but didn't vote to fund it. John Kerry is one big government sneeze.
by DirtySanchez919 October 20, 2004
A variation on the move used to impress and/or disgust friends and acquaintances called " the goat " where the performer tucks his penis and testicles between his legs and bends over, forming what looks like a male goat's rear end. The goat sneeze happens when the performer, while in "mid-goat" flatulates, thereby causing the testicles to vibrate, simulating the typical reflex of the entire goat body during the act of sneezing.
When Delilah came in ready for sex, I was giving her the goat. I farted and she said, "Why did you give me a goat sneeze? No sex for you tonight."
by TheGoatHerder November 17, 2010
by elincan January 05, 2016
by turbo October 29, 2003
by sara crayon June 16, 2008
<mother> What is all over your face?
<sport biker> Snot.
<mom> WHY is it all over your face?
<sport biker> I Vader sneezed while riding a wheelie.
<mother> That's nice. Now go wash your face.
<sport biker> Snot.
<mom> WHY is it all over your face?
<sport biker> I Vader sneezed while riding a wheelie.
<mother> That's nice. Now go wash your face.
by Mark Shackelford June 04, 2007