Therapy Sesh

when someone offers free weed so they feel entitled spending the entire smoke session talking about their psychological and emotional problems

just had the worst therapy sesh with a bitch who wouldn't stop talking about her bpd and daddy issues

by worr1 October 27, 2022

Sesh

A meeting of uneducated teens who think its cool to drink and smoke in front of people so that everyone knows how edgy and sad each one of them is because life has no better joy than getting wasted when your 14 and dying at 20

Dylan: Hey Fionn, I've been at my grandmas all day, it was so boring!
Simon: Do you know what you need? A SESH!!!
Dylan: aw yeah boi lets get wasted yno like yolo and all dat shit
Simon: ye yolo man like we only 15, we could die tomorrow yno what im saying???
Dylan: yeah like we gonna die anyway why not make it sooner rather than later?
Simon: we're so much more educated than our parents.

by A volvic awakening June 16, 2018

seshed

Before someone is insanely high as fuck off gods leaf, they are “seshed”.

you are “tipsy” before being drunk. in this case, you are “seshed” as opposed to completely fried.

by mommye July 14, 2023

on the sesh

Getting pissed off your nut all night
Getting fucked up
See wasted

Adam decided to head out on the sesh at the weekend with his mates to get royally fucked up.

by Adam in England September 9, 2018

stroke sesh

when a guy is stroking his dick (masturbating)

you called me mid stroke sesh

by CaptainPu$$ySlaya May 24, 2024

sesh killer

a pussy who can’t hang

Matt is is a sesh killer , did you see him at the party.

by john frankson February 25, 2018

goon sesh

when you sit in the dark and contemplate reality

robbie came home after having sex with a big tiddy orthodox jew after zach had been sitting in the suite having a fat goon sesh and contemplating the nature of reality.

by joshma February 4, 2024