sea donkey

unattractive female, sea horses arent good looking, imagine what a sea donkey would look like!

"damn jake, how come your mums so hot? my mums a sea donkey"

by cellardoor4130 June 5, 2005

sea donky

A very unattractive girl with messed up teeth and sagging tits.

Mandy; That sea donky is very unattractive and she has messed up teeth and sagging tits. Eww.

Punky: Hahahahaha

Mandy; Hahahahhaa

by punky25 September 29, 2006

sea cow

you may think its a sea creature ,but its not. its the fattest woman at the ymca doing water arobics. actually it could be a sea creaure . if you are in water arobics make sure that you stand next to her because this makes you seem not so fat.

hey girls ,do you se that sea cow? glad im not her

by N berg March 30, 2007

Sea Biscuit

When a swimmer's goggles fall off in a race, and they have to swim with their goggles in their mouth.

Poor Sara got a sea biscuit when she was swimming the 100 fly.

by DivineArtist May 14, 2017

sea-dingle

A sex act involving two people in which salmon roe is used as lubrication facilitating anal penetration by a penis.

Yeah, I was out camping with my wife. I got lucky when we went fishing and then again when we went back to the tent. She was totally down for a sea-dingle.

by johnnyfive December 10, 2008

sea captain

the act of taking a shit WHILE taking a shower. commonly done in rural areas to preserve wildlife.

nika smelled terrible and she really had to take a dump so she saved time by taking a sea captain

by Garrett GC January 4, 2009

sea turtle mouth

In the popular YouTube show Good Mythical Morning Rhett and Link use the wheel of mythicality they land on a "do not google this" card if you look it up you will see many spike like teeth in the mouth of a leatherback turtle

Random guy:hey don't look up sea turtle mouth

Guy: ok I Won't

A few minutes later

Guy: ok let see what he was talking about

by Blaster80 February 3, 2018