The proven theory that many boy scouts that continue to Eagle Scoutdom have nothing better to do with their lives. After they gain the title of "Eagle Scout" they believe they have all power in the world and are the rulers of everyone alive, even though they don't and the title of "Eagle Scout" will earn them nothing. This causes them to seek jobs with power, or their idea of power over others, such as a college dorm Resident Advisor (RA).
Guy1: Man, Paul is the worst RA ever. He just thinks he has power over everyone in the hall simply because he's the RA. He commands people around to clean up and turn their music down. He's trying to steal the college experience away from us.
Guy2: He was telling me he was an Eagle Scout yesterday.
Guy3: That's a for sure case of the Boy Scout Complex. Notice how he thinks he owns everybody under his rule even though he has a stupid petty job as a college dorm RA.
Guy2: He was telling me he was an Eagle Scout yesterday.
Guy3: That's a for sure case of the Boy Scout Complex. Notice how he thinks he owns everybody under his rule even though he has a stupid petty job as a college dorm RA.
by WWIIJEEPMASTER December 10, 2009
can be used as an adjective noun or verb... pertaining to one or multiple sexual acts inflicted on a poor boy scout when he takes the other boy scout's bottom bunk. Most of these horrid acts are performed by eagle scouts who force their weight on the younger ones..
by wowmikewho August 11, 2010
Disgorgement of mucus from a single nostril barrel, performed by closing off the other blow hole with the index finger, then mightily exploding the contents into the atmosphere, preferably away from the practitioner. Repeat with the other side.
by Dr. Diddle October 06, 2011
A Group of extreme right-wingers. Organization that hates gays and lesbians, atheists, and other such groups of people that "don't follow morals". Hide behind their oath and law for the justfaction of all of their hate. Basically the ROTC for middle and high school kids who just don't want to join ROTC cuz they feel it is too militaryisk while BSA is getting there. Kick scoutmasters out for being openly gay and take the rank of eagle scout back from kids who have already recived it because they are atheists.
O my fucking god I can't believe that I am a member of an organization that has believes so diferent from mine and bares a distint resemblance to the Republican party. What was I thinking when I joined was I stoned
by chimpdude December 24, 2004
We are Boy Scouts
We wear short shorts
We tie knots
We identify plants and animals
We go canoeing
We sleep in tents
We have flag cermonies
We build campfires
We sell popcorn
We wear short shorts
We tie knots
We identify plants and animals
We go canoeing
We sleep in tents
We have flag cermonies
We build campfires
We sell popcorn
Scout: "Why hello old lady! Would you like help crossing the street?"
Old Lady: "I love the Boy Scouts of America!"
Old Lady: "I love the Boy Scouts of America!"
by x=-b+/-b2-4ac/2a April 11, 2009
Most people think that they're weak, extremely nerdy, extremely right wing, and help old people cross the stage . HUGE STEREOTYPE. The boy scouts spend their time at camp outs where they cook and clean off plates and silverware that you would NEVER eat off and cook foods over a fire that you would burn your house down if you tried to cook. Also, boy scouts spend their time shooting guns, learning ways to disarm people, learning a million ways to use knifes never how they were intended to use, and burning every thing known to mankind(from frogs to eggs). Also, not all of the people are right wing (me) and a lot of people don't approve of the segregation(once again, me)
Plus, it looks great on your college reports.
Plus, it looks great on your college reports.
stupid person: "Ha, look at that puny boy scout, he's one of them stupid boy scouts of america, he spends his time helping granny's cross the street"
Boy scout's girlfriend: "Are you giving this boy scout a hard time, cause you're still single"
Stupid person: "Ha, you have to be defended by a girl"
Boy scout: "F*** you B***"
Stupid Person: "AUGHHHHHHHHHHHH"(lying on the ground with 3 knifes in him, one tomahawk, and multiple bullet wounds.)
Boy scout's girlfriend: "Are you giving this boy scout a hard time, cause you're still single"
Stupid person: "Ha, you have to be defended by a girl"
Boy scout: "F*** you B***"
Stupid Person: "AUGHHHHHHHHHHHH"(lying on the ground with 3 knifes in him, one tomahawk, and multiple bullet wounds.)
by a boyscout genius December 07, 2010
Organization that was once noble and just, but has become petty and exclusive, not to mention far too conservative for modern society. Rejects people based on religion and sexual orientation, and has fought the court system in order to be able to do so. Ultimately, they are NOT a private group: They recieve federal funds, and camp often times on federal lands. The Courts were wrong and biased by allowing them to exclude homosexuals and nontheists, and it's important that that is recognized.
Encourages boys to waste their childhood worrying about Eagle Projects and their 'Rank' in relation to their peers. No real way around it, since if you don't make Eagle then the time (not to mention hundred of dollars in dues, camp fees, etc.,) is especially wasted. After achieving Eagle, many realize that the 'Looks good on resumes' argument was basically false, unless you're going for the 'camp counselor' career. That it's really basically only worthwile if you're military bound (in which case you would have been better off (by benefits and starting rank) by working for JROTC merits instead of BSA) or are able to make it into the even more exclusive Order of the Arrow. I'm neither, I'll admit.
90% of Boys praticipating are being forced by parents to do so. 90% of badges are earned fron Scoutmaster (and parental) pity. Many merit badges are archaic and unneccessary in modern times. Some are just rediculous, period (the coin collecting badge, for example). It has become an outlet for parents who have their child's life planned out from birth to 25. As such, they cannot afford to have a scout stuck in the Life Rank. I have seen entire Eagle Projects faked, and approved. The District Leadership really has no control over the individual troops, and the National leadership is just a funnel for the mormon church.
There are plenty of organizations where, youths, teens, and adults can camp, learn, and have fun together. The BSA, however, claims to attempt to teach leadership and citizenship as well, and that is wherein lies the problem.
Encourages boys to waste their childhood worrying about Eagle Projects and their 'Rank' in relation to their peers. No real way around it, since if you don't make Eagle then the time (not to mention hundred of dollars in dues, camp fees, etc.,) is especially wasted. After achieving Eagle, many realize that the 'Looks good on resumes' argument was basically false, unless you're going for the 'camp counselor' career. That it's really basically only worthwile if you're military bound (in which case you would have been better off (by benefits and starting rank) by working for JROTC merits instead of BSA) or are able to make it into the even more exclusive Order of the Arrow. I'm neither, I'll admit.
90% of Boys praticipating are being forced by parents to do so. 90% of badges are earned fron Scoutmaster (and parental) pity. Many merit badges are archaic and unneccessary in modern times. Some are just rediculous, period (the coin collecting badge, for example). It has become an outlet for parents who have their child's life planned out from birth to 25. As such, they cannot afford to have a scout stuck in the Life Rank. I have seen entire Eagle Projects faked, and approved. The District Leadership really has no control over the individual troops, and the National leadership is just a funnel for the mormon church.
There are plenty of organizations where, youths, teens, and adults can camp, learn, and have fun together. The BSA, however, claims to attempt to teach leadership and citizenship as well, and that is wherein lies the problem.
It is not the BSA's perogative to judge the morals of individuals. Morally straight doesn't neccessarily mean sexually straight. And you don't have to be "Reverent" to maintain the values of Leadership, which is what the whole system claims to try and produce. A good Boy Scout need only be 1) A good kid. 2) Willing to meet all kinds of kids. 3) Not taught to condemn other kinds of kids.
by MadCow October 10, 2004