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School

The devils home. Where you go there to get your soul slowly taken away. (your child sanity(you becoming a mature person)) It is the place where you slowly get driven away from being naughty staying up late at night to watch movies and playing video games. It is the place you go to to DIE
Old man: " I used to be a kid until i went to school"
by fam It's Lit April 6, 2017
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School

A place that every child is sent off to at a young age to become a completely un-creative, dull, emotionless shell of what may have turned out to be a decent human being if it weren't for the shitty teachers, self-esteem crushing social pressures, and constant powerlessness to the repetitive routine of getting up and attending 6 fucking lessons of something you hate every day for the rest of your life.
"Your school days are the best days of your life" - Teachers

"If the best days of your life means 12 years of doing the same old shit again and again surrounded by the same ignorant assholes every day, then sure, I guess you're right." - Students
by EdSwag November 8, 2013
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School

A system used by the government to insure that they have enough people working the factories and giving them money.
The government purposely makes school very hard, so students will feel worthless and lose all hope in having a happy life. Students fail and can't get a great job. Resulting in them unwillingly working the factories and giving the government more money, just so they can brainlessly spend it on worthless stuff (like school) and go into debt. The debt then raises taxes and lessens even more the lives of the government slaves.
"Oh look, schools are now using the common core. The government must look at the youth as one big group, who are all the same and whom can't thing for ourselves. Because, it's not like anyone is different or learns a different way (sarcasm)"
by #FearTheFuzzy September 18, 2014
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School

1) A place of compulsory torture given by a government that disguises as a highly guarded prison for children and teenagers aged 6 to 21 for them to suffer.
2) A place where teachers and boomers are allowed to scream at you for completely no reason at all
3) A place where depression builds up for teenagers and make teenagers go crazy
I hate school! Its such a waste of my fucking time.
I would rather stay at home and play fucking Fortnite than going to fucking school
Why in the fuck sake is the government forcing us to go to school?
by Gamingaids May 13, 2020
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School

1. The equivalent of the Prison, which is an equivalent of Hell.
2. Place where countless generations were brainwashed.
3. Place where they teach you lies.
4. Place where they teach you to be respectful, while they don't give a shit about you.
5. Place where many pedophiles work.
6. It is home of the school principal aka Satan.
"No,no,no,no! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" -me (and everybody else) before going to school.
by Schoolhater February 1, 2008
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School

Hell
A place were girls think they are the shit.

Fake gangsta han when they are supposed to be on the streets.

And fags are there too.

And Sappy teachers who hate you.
Mortal Kombat takes place in hell, meaning school is a fight, meaning that school fucking sucks balls.
by Jurles Rames December 9, 2008
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school

A place also named hell where they try and teach you shit you have no use for.
by Connormast12 October 17, 2007
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