A two faced bitch. She is a slut! If you meet a samantha , dont befriend her. She will just backstab you! She is also very ugly!
by EmObItChLoVeP!aTd January 04, 2017
The girl you know all about. The type who spanks her hands really fast to make a non-existent point that requires yelling. Her hair can be so straight to annoy some and you know she got a tan. She could sacrifice a friend in an instant to get what she wants. Her eyeliner and goth appearance erases the significance of her smile. Her friends are vicious queens. She can get jocks to carry a lounge chair with her on top. She's a true diva.
Girl 1: "Did you see that Samantha?"
Girl 2: "Her friends are mean."
Girl 1: "Gra-ta-ta."
Girl 3: "Ugh-oh. Ugh-oh."
Girl 2: "Her friends are mean."
Girl 1: "Gra-ta-ta."
Girl 3: "Ugh-oh. Ugh-oh."
by Blakeintown January 30, 2015
A fat hoe who does everything for attention. Someone who wants to have sex with every guy at school.
by Mrs. Herron June 02, 2018
The name for an intelligent person but with also foolish manners, also referred to as dickantha for offensive reasoning or sometimes used to mention your Genitals
Why are you being a Samantha?
by RobeDaGhost November 24, 2016
A Fat Disgusting Lameass Slob That Is A Sick Drug Addict That Blows Reefer Smoke In People's Face Because She Doesn't Care About Nobody Else But Herself, She Acts Like She's Your Friend But Will Betray You Later On During Your Friendship... She Burps Like A Gamer, And Is So Bad At Definitions, She Got Married With A Man Name Toby But Toby was just as bad as her due to the fact he works at a thing where they clean the waste off portal potties, and Samantha 1st Mugshot was her smiling after she had a drug related crime then her 2nd Mugshot was her crying her eyes out over some stolen candy, and Samantha dropped outta school and smoked k2 ever since and lives nowhere except in her cheap 2001 Chevy van with poor air conditioning and Samantha is rude to people that are clean and have it better in life than she does thats why she always smokes reefer in her van rather the person likes it or not in the entire trip, and is terrible around them! That Kids is 1 giant uglyass!
Michael : Does Your Kids Have Extra Chromosomes?
Samantha : I Think So...
Michael : You Have No Idea what that even means so fuck you and your dumbass children!
Samantha : I Think So...
Michael : You Have No Idea what that even means so fuck you and your dumbass children!
by Dill Kosh December 26, 2017
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