Don't cry. You're being a salty bitch!
by Shawn Maglicic April 23, 2006
I got my salty jelly all over this bitch's face!
Oh no, now that the jelly is salty jelly, it wont taste as good.
Oh no, now that the jelly is salty jelly, it wont taste as good.
by Fetus Bomber November 05, 2004
by Scumbag5465 July 11, 2010
Greg had a great time fishing in British Columbia, especially the salty bobber he received while on the open water.
by SaltyDog March 16, 2014
Another way of saying Gangbang between two female friends. Typically one of both of them is either newly single and or cheating on their spouse.
"Hey Beverly,
Last weekend was so romantic he took me to his work and all of the guys there gave me a salty cumbath for my birthday."
Last weekend was so romantic he took me to his work and all of the guys there gave me a salty cumbath for my birthday."
by Ranchgirls July 25, 2022
A salty demon is the delicate art of using a loose digit to slap someone to inflict severe pysical pain, salty demons are usually aimed for the face or cranium but can still cause pain if slapped against the victims arm. A salty demon can only be carried out if one one of the desired digits is floppy(usually the ring finger). This tradition originates from Scotland.
Boy 1: I hate you
Boy 2: Do you want a salty demon
Boy 1: A what?
Boy 2 gives Boy 1 salty demon.
Boy 1: ah that really hurt
Boy 2: Do you want a salty demon
Boy 1: A what?
Boy 2 gives Boy 1 salty demon.
Boy 1: ah that really hurt
by JafroDemon February 14, 2013
1. to Salty Pigeon - verb.
to masterbate to completion (See: ejaculate, jizz, cum) from a position of elevation onto an object/person below you, e.g a car bonnet.
A salty pigeon can occasionally be accompanied by a birdlike squawk at the time of ejaculation.
2. Salty Pigeon shit - the pile of jizz left at the crime scene of a salty pigeon.
to masterbate to completion (See: ejaculate, jizz, cum) from a position of elevation onto an object/person below you, e.g a car bonnet.
A salty pigeon can occasionally be accompanied by a birdlike squawk at the time of ejaculation.
2. Salty Pigeon shit - the pile of jizz left at the crime scene of a salty pigeon.
Example 1. Fabien, recently released from the infamous Hooper sex dungeon, climbed the nearest tree he could find and proceeded to salty pigeon all over Stu's Ferrari parked below him.
Example 2.
Sebastian: "Andy, a quick story, this one time I was wanking (with matron's help) on the balcony and I gave Lady Martha a lovely hairful of Salty Pigeon on the floor below. Banter!"
Andy: "No wonder she friend zoned you!"
Example 2.
Sebastian: "Andy, a quick story, this one time I was wanking (with matron's help) on the balcony and I gave Lady Martha a lovely hairful of Salty Pigeon on the floor below. Banter!"
Andy: "No wonder she friend zoned you!"
by thebigman May 24, 2014