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Riley's Wager

The theory in Mario Kart stating that it is, in fact, beneficial to remain in second place throughout the course of a race, as this will allow the player to avoid incoming Blue Shells, while simultaneously putting them in an advantageous position to overtake the first place racer when appropriate.
Person 1: "How did you win the circuit by coming in second place in every race?"

Person 2: "Simple, I merely applied Riley's Wager to my strategy. You mad bro?"
by Philosogamer50 December 4, 2011
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Rule 15.5

If a video game exists, there is Thomas the Tank engine of it in some form. Whether it be through the game's own features, mods, or just artwork, you are bound to find something related to Thomas the Tank engine in any game.
>"Seriously, this game just came out and already there is a mod that adds Thomas the Tank Engine?"
>"Yeah dude, that's Rule 15.5 of gaming"
by GrimoireOfMarisa November 21, 2019
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Riley Jacobs

Famous hotwife and porn star. She is known for her swinger lifestyle and preference for black men. She is the only brunette member of The Hotwife Tour, a group of women traveling the US filming orgies and gangbangs, and is known for her wild and slutty personality on and off screen.
Riley Jacobs is the definitive Hotwife. She is obsessed with black cock that isn’t her husband’s and she's completely uninhibited.
by SwingerLife June 10, 2023
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The Rule of Finite Summers

The Rule is an acknowledgment of one's own mortality and is invoked as a means of avoiding activities, people, movies, organizations, books and TV shows that are very likely a total waste of time.

In essence, it means that each of us only have a finite number of summers left, and those summers aren't to be frittered away on meaningless crap.
"No, I didn't see the Hannah Montana movie; it runs counter to the Rule of Finite Summers."
by IslandMyk December 27, 2009
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jail rules

Who would win in a fight, a Burrowing Owl or a Baby Otter? Jail rules of course.
by dizern June 16, 2010
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Golden Rule for Stoners

This rule states: If one is to get up and get a drink for drymouth relief, they had better come back with a drink for their burn-out buddy
Kenzie: I'm getting up to get water

Caitlin: I'm too lazy to get mine but I'm parched..

Kenzie: (Comes back with both glasses)

Caitlin: Wow bro! Thanks for following the Golden Rule for Stoners!
by GoodCallGirls November 17, 2011
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The Rules of Texas

The rules of Texas are a simple, yet unwavering creed held up by anybody who wishes to call themselves an inhabitant of this blessed state.

1. Always go 10 or more above the speed limit.

2. If you ever find yourself in such an unsultry place as dallas (or the “keep Austin weird” parts of Austin) make no eye contact and keep on driving.

3. Whataburger and Dr. Pepper are supreme. Do not question it, and most of all don’t disagree with it.

4. Oklahoma and Texas sure do hate each other, but it’s like a brotherly hate.

5. Both california (I refuse to capitalize the c) and Texas sure do hate each other. This isn’t brotherly. californians, (I refuse to capitalize the c) unless escaping and seeking asylum, should be shot on sight.

6. When flying a Texas flag, make sure to raise it to the same height as the American flag.

7. Never forget that Texas was once it’s own country.

8. Texas is the only place more American than America.

9. Every Texan has the God-given right and ability to shoot a gun.

10. Don’t mess with Texas.

Failure to recognize and comply with these rules will result in severe consequences and punishment, included but not limited to: revoking of your Whataburger privileges, revoking of your Dr. Pepper privileges, or exile to california (I refuse to capitalize the c)
Person A: man I just visited Texas, what an awful place.

Person B: Apologize. Now. You commie piece of shit.

Person A: why is there a massive crowd trying to murder me?

Person B: you obviously deserve it, you don’t follow The Rules of Texas
by Wootermaloon February 23, 2021
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