ruded

Via BBM. When someone reads a BBM you've sent and doesn't respond.

Mike saw the message I sent and def ruded me. That bastard.

by Andrea Jean May 25, 2011

rude rick

When someone is sleeping and you out your nutsack on there chin and when they wake up you fart in there face.

I gave my girlfriend a rude Rick two nights ago.

by Rug Doctor March 9, 2016

rude goose on the loo

That's when you behave like an idiot sitting on the can

That weirdo sure acts like a rude goose on the loo!

by Candyman Can June 22, 2018

DAS' RUDE

When another person suprises you by coating your balls in Icy Hot.

This bitch I took home from the bar woke me up the next morning by coating my balls in Icy Hot, Das' Rude.

by ThingsYouDoAtMidnight May 14, 2024

Rude Boi

Rude by name, and an absolute wrong’un by nature. You can find him drinking a can of hooch, not paying his child support or sneaking away from social gatherings without sayin goodbye. He loves raves, dnb and listening to Miley Cyrus on the sly. Overall, he’s a bit of a prick, but his rude gurl wouldn’t be without him.

Phil: hi, I’m Rude Boi, JD please
Bartender: ok, would you like a single or a double?

Phil: yeah I am actually. By the way, where did you get your glitter from?

by Beany Josh December 16, 2021

Rude Goldberg machine

A Rube Goldberg machine that does something rude to someone in the end.

Some dude: I really think what you made is cool. My favorite part was the dominoes. Can I make one t..... (gets kicked by a boot).
Another dude: Sorry about that, that's my Rude Goldberg machine.

by Tony Tobasco October 13, 2023

Rude nickel

A phrase used to describe someone being disrespectful. Used in a friendly context. Interchangeable with "stinker."

"Don't be such a rude nickel."

by Alligator12345 October 3, 2022