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Roof Envy

The feeling a property owner gets when he watches a roof being installed across the street by a superior contractor, especially after they just got their deductible covered by some "bob the roofer" pop-up roofing company.
Jim Tells his wife while looking out the window,

"Dammit Rose, maybe we shouldn't have gotten our deductible covered by that OTHER roofing company. ROOFMARK is doing something special across the street. It's giving me Roof Envy!"

Rose, "I told ya, that I liked that TC character. "
by betterdick January 14, 2019
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Fiddler on the Roof

A sexual act in which three couples take turns freaking around, until it gets too crazy for the other two couples and they disown the third.
Brian, Greg an I did a Fiddler on the Roof with our girlfriends last night.
by Klein Duimpje September 28, 2018
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Urban roof (skatepark)

Ancient history myth of a place that was useed for entertainment and hanging out with friends mostly on weekends.
A gremo v Urban roof (skatepark)
by The scooter hounter May 16, 2018
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Roof Rock

Damn, that’s a mighty fine roof rock.
by A Rock Geologist May 24, 2018
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roof

A contraction of rip and oof. Can also be written as rooft for extra effect.
Someone says something out of the ordinary or otherwise. One might respond with "roof"
by Juni.J November 6, 2019
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Coochie Roof

A Slab of fat that hangs over an obese persons coochie aka vagina aka pussy
by Angeliq Shelley November 20, 2019
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hit the roof

To become extremely angry or upset.
He hit the roof when he found out that she betrayed him .
by Clouds in my coffe October 27, 2017
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