rosterbator

One who masturbates to rosters; an enthusiast of fantasy sports or professional sports in general; one who watches ESPN SportsCenter twice a day.

Jim: Hey Mark what's up?

Mark: Not much bro I was just on my way home from work.

Jim: Hey, did you... *stops and checks his iPhone* What the fuck! Chris Bosh had only 10 fantasy points last night?!

Mark: Jim, quit it... I don't want to be associated with a rosterbator.

by acelticsfan November 17, 2010

Rooster Tail

When you're burning that 7018 rod so sweet that the flux solidifies and lifts off on it's own requiring no clean up.

Daw sheet, check out that rooster tail on my stringer bead!

by arcstrike March 4, 2012

Pacific rooster

Deepthroating as far as possible so that your balls are in contact with the other person's chin, giving them the appearance of a rooster.

Pacific being the prefix as it is the deepest ocean in the world.

Spouse was always curious to try chicken across the Atlantic, but I did one better and gave em' a Pacific Rooster.

by Ananabay January 27, 2015

rooster

It's a great song by Alice in Chains, talking about the cruel war of Vietnam

Snuffing the Rooster

by Freddy March 10, 2005

roaster

this one is hard to define. 90's scottish school word. If someone is a bit sad or just plain roasting! Very laughable. Nothing to do with heat I might add.

He or she is roastin'!
What a roaster!
Also see scadder or boiler.

by Kelly Coyle December 3, 2003

Iranian Rooster

The act of waking up all horny after a party in someone's bed with what you presume to be a chick laying next to you, pulling the pants down and ramming your dick in their ass, only to find out it's a dude.

Man, I don't think Tommy and I are gonna be friends anymore after I woke him up at Jill's house this morning with an Iranian Rooster.

by Dixon Syder March 19, 2007

rooster beef curtain

The loose skin of a mans ball sac. Often looks like the thing on a roosters beak.

Dude! Check out Mitches rooster beef curtain! That is the loosest thing I have ever seen.

by Coryy September 25, 2007