richard jouster

two gay guys sword fighting with their dicks.

i'd prefer not to stupid richard jouster!

by Mike Yarbrough July 31, 2012

Sarah Richards

The girl that is incredibly hawt. She makes the whole world stop and stare. She is the hardest one to find. She also doesn't know how to cook or clean. She ignores every average man out there and just goes for the douches. She doesn't wait for you instead you wait for her. And she is a jaw dropper.

"Oh damn son! Did you see that Sarah Richards come up here?"

"Hell yeah I did! Too bad she only likes douches!"

by lawlerme January 1, 2012

Dirty Richard

When she farts on your penis while you are spooning.

"She dirty Richarded me while we were spooning"

by Monkey416 April 2, 2023

Richard Dawkins

The atheist god.

Christians worship God, and atheists worship Richard Dawkins.

by anonym0u$e August 28, 2023

Eat a Richard

Understanding that dick is short for Richard. Eat a Richard means eat a dick, because Richard is long for dick.

With all due respect eat a Richard and wash it down with a protein shake.

by Master11223385 November 27, 2022

Richard Moment

When one says or does something weird/annoying/cringe/unfunny, is informed of the weird/annoying/cringe/unfuniness, acknowledges it, and yet continues with the said weird/annoying/cringe/unfunny thing.

"AMOGUS IMPOSTER SUS VENTING SUSSY BAKA."
"Bro what, you're so cringe."
"Yeah I know lol...I'm such a sussy baka XD."
"This is such a Richard Moment."

by sexmaster1337 June 3, 2021

Richard Donga

Alpha males with big dicks.

Sophia: “Is that the Richard Donga? … I heard it’s 12 inches long.”
Jacob: “It is the Richard Donga and it’s 14 inches!”

by ZT9999 June 12, 2013