retard tingles

An action by someone or something that gives an inundating feeling of embarassment.

He's got no game, his pick up lines give me super sonic retard tingles.

by S Buck October 22, 2003

Retardablonde

The weird blond/colory mix thats left after semi-permanent wash off and you're too lazy to re-dye it.

My blue streaks washed out so now everyone keeps on asking me about the retardablonde.

by technicolor August 20, 2009

Retah Re

Another way of saying Re-Re but with more intensity.

Kim: How did you do on the homework?
Alice: I didn’t get it at all.
Kim: Oh wow, it was so easy, you’re such a retah re.

by maoi February 13, 2008

retard chill

A fierce tremor that courses through the body with rapid force. Usually removes all forms of motor skills for a few seconds, pre- and post- chill. This can be very dangerous and should it occur while driving and/or holding a beverage, you are fucked.

Stacey: What just happened to you, man?
Rachel: That friggin' retard chill just snapped my brain stem.

by Stacey Boots April 30, 2008

retard convention

A convention where retarded people connect. Usually results in the death of the bus driver. Activities include sticking your tongue out and rapping.

Person a: Where did Joshua go?

Person b: He went to the retard convention

by Sped man October 12, 2016

Rectafolopple

To insert a foreign object in ones rectum or anus (for pleasure reasons, accidentally or because one is incredibly stupid)

Sometimes when I'm alone, I rectafolopple myself

My girl rectafoloppled me last night

You are a rectafoloppling idiot

by DefiningJusticeFromAssholes February 10, 2017

Fat retard

A fatass retard

“Hey you know that nigga Blake Williams, that one fat retard?”

by Thatoneniggathatwantstodie June 25, 2019