The lowest form of life on earth. Many of them failed psychological tests at the police academy and are pissed off they couldn't be real cops. They spend their time harassing people who have broken ankles for leaning on things while waiting in line and screaming at and running off paying customers who are just minding their own business. They also all drive shitty, broken-down cars and get no pussy because they get paid like 10 dollars an hour.
God created rent-a-cops so people who make a living bottoming in anal scat porn would have someone to look down on.
by enfant terrible October 3, 2023
Get the Rent-a-copmug. A derogatory term for security officers favored by juvenile delinquents, vagrants and imbeciles who can't distinguish between police officers and security officers.
People who use this term are ignorant, petulant, uneducated, entitlement minded, stuck-up brats. They are under the delusion that the world revolves around them and security officers are supposed to be stupid enough to deviate from or even break their protocol to accommodate their overblown, delicate egos. They'll play the victim and cry that security officers are dicks and bullies who "gave them a hard time" because they didn't bend to their will. Their poor opinion comes from a very small percentage of security officers who are actually guilty of everything they say, but ignorantly choose to judge all of us as a whole due to their pitiful inability to think critically.
People who use this term are ignorant, petulant, uneducated, entitlement minded, stuck-up brats. They are under the delusion that the world revolves around them and security officers are supposed to be stupid enough to deviate from or even break their protocol to accommodate their overblown, delicate egos. They'll play the victim and cry that security officers are dicks and bullies who "gave them a hard time" because they didn't bend to their will. Their poor opinion comes from a very small percentage of security officers who are actually guilty of everything they say, but ignorantly choose to judge all of us as a whole due to their pitiful inability to think critically.
Angry, stuck-up princess: "Waa! That rent-a-cop made me stop, show a form of ID, sign in the guest log and made me wait one minute to check his list to VERIFY that I was actually on it! He's supposed to be stupid and take my word for everything! Waa!
Security Officer: "Sorry" to hear you're so butthurt because I actually did my job! 😂
Security Officer: "Sorry" to hear you're so butthurt because I actually did my job! 😂
by Magnus75 November 30, 2024
Get the Rent-a-copmug. rent a closet is slang for a self storage unit at a place that rents out storage units like the ones on the tv show storage wars as you see on the show people pay rent for their storage unit and if they stop paying rent the storage unit facility can have the contents of the storage unit auctioned off to recoup the lost revenue
john and his wife realized after they moved into their new house that they have too much stuff to put away so john’s wife suggested that they obtain a rent a closet to put their extra stuff
by Backstroke swimmer 24 January 7, 2023
Get the rent a closetmug. by RIPMDMBozo May 22, 2022
Get the Rent Freemug. Girl 1: Are you going to the part tonight?
Girl 2: I want to go, but I have to ask my rents first.
Girl 1 : Cool then.
Girl 2: I want to go, but I have to ask my rents first.
Girl 1 : Cool then.
by thehappyhippie May 25, 2014
Get the Rentsmug. tommy: let’s have a 3 hour mandem meetings to talk about how rent free we are in other gangs heads for 3 hours
by Roxiepops May 22, 2022
Get the rent freemug. by acrossvb May 30, 2023
Get the Rented Alcoholmug.