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Coffee Rent

The coffee or low-priced item you buy at a cafe in order to validate spending a long time in the cafe.

Commonly applied in situations where the cafe has a comfortable spot to read or do homework, or offers free wifi.

Considered an excellent means of preventing dirty looks from baristas and managers.
"Let's go study at the cafe down the street."
"No thanks, I can't afford the coffee rent"
by Wooden Leg Named Smyth September 1, 2011
mugGet the Coffee Rentmug.

Rent-a-cop

A derogatory term for security officers favored by juvenile delinquents, vagrants and imbeciles who can't distinguish between police officers and security officers.

People who use this term are ignorant, petulant, uneducated, entitlement minded, stuck-up brats. They are under the delusion that the world revolves around them and security officers are supposed to be stupid enough to deviate from or even break their protocol to accommodate their overblown, delicate egos. They'll play the victim and cry that security officers are dicks and bullies who "gave them a hard time" because they didn't bend to their will. Their poor opinion comes from a very small percentage of security officers who are actually guilty of everything they say, but ignorantly choose to judge all of us as a whole due to their pitiful inability to think critically.
Angry, stuck-up princess: "Waa! That rent-a-cop made me stop, show a form of ID, sign in the guest log and made me wait one minute to check his list to VERIFY that I was actually on it! He's supposed to be stupid and take my word for everything! Waa!
Security Officer: "Sorry" to hear you're so butthurt because I actually did my job! 😂
by Magnus75 November 30, 2024
mugGet the Rent-a-copmug.

rent-a-badge

Don't call College of DuPage Public Safety this because the campus is big enough to require it's own police force. Wheaton College public safety are known as the equal to a mall cop as they have no firearms. College of DuPage Police are often driving in marked police cars as they're fully armed and trained on the Off Campus Center across the building. They don't call College of DuPage the college of law enforcement for nothing. They were teaching them how to handle cybercrime in 1997, and the webmasters were training them how to bust pedophiles aka Perverted Justice .
The Public Safety at College of DuPage will joke with you but what ever you do, don't call them a rent-a-badge because they will nail you for slandering a police officer. Wheaton College on the other hand, call them what you want over the events of the Hijab Affair They have a fully functioning Police Department and often carrying a glock for their sidearm choice. According to Wikipedia Public Safety at College of DuPage are known as Campus Police.
by illinoishorrorman August 22, 2018
mugGet the rent-a-badgemug.

rents

Used by many young people as an abbreviation of PARENTS

Syn: rentals, parentals, birth-givers
I've got to call my rents.
Got some money off the rents.
That will get the rents off my back.
by teajahmoc November 22, 2017
mugGet the rentsmug.

Rent Related

When you live together but aren’t related
Hey is that your brother naw he just lives here we just rent related.
by Miss Ill crisis October 31, 2018
mugGet the Rent Relatedmug.

Rent Free

Dodo is rent free in patar's head.
Cg is rent free in tommy's head.
Hydra is rent free in rdm's head.
Ramee is rent free in wicked and saint balenci's head.
Cg is rent free in Dean's head... *Come home dean we miss you*
"dodo lives rent free in patar's head"
by xPytu's chat May 22, 2022
mugGet the Rent Freemug.

rent a trap

I meet all my customers at the rent a trap
by Opgyn August 29, 2022
mugGet the rent a trapmug.

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