reach ho

A ho that ain't broke and ain't rich, but always reaching for the cheddar

Only messing with those reach ho's........$$$$

by Ghetto Goldielocks November 28, 2016

twat reach

v.: to reach for a twat
(AKA "grabbing them by the pussy")

n.: measurement from the labia to the floor

"Dammnnn, that girl got a mean twat reach!"

by DanMcK December 12, 2016

columbian reach-around

The Columbian Reach-Around is a technique in videogames invented by Mr. Carl where you take the path around the enemies' spawn and, using only smgs and or pistols, kill all the remaining opponents as they plant.

The game was 15 to 14, and there was only two enemies and one friendly. He rushes around enemy spawn and headshots the opponents from the path that they took: A perfect Columbian Reach-Around.

by Mr Carl December 28, 2015

Irish Reach-around

Asking someone to return a favour that you haven't done for them yet. i.e. "Yes, I will dog-sit for you at some time probably. By the way, here's my dog. You have to look after her while I go on a mid-week trip to New York."

I can't believe Colin had the nerve to give me an Irish Reach-around. I have to look after his dog because he made a vague promise to look after mine in the future.

by Mcbeanface July 25, 2019

Tabletop Reach

The action of performing digital sex on someone over the table

Dude: my cousin ruined Thanksgiving by giving me a tabletop reach

by Chronic fall November 15, 2019

I got reach

When you tryna touch the booty from far away

You got a nice butt and I wanna touch it even though you're far away but I got reach

by Touchbutter November 29, 2019

Reach Around Rob

VERB/NOUN: An Oregon man named Rob who is best known for sneaking up on other men in rest stop bathrooms and giving them reach arounds (public hand jobs) willingly or not.

There goes Reach Around Rob again sneaking up on unsuspecting men in the bathroom to give them a hand jobs.

by Urban Wiseguy May 17, 2019