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Raccoon Guillotine

When the asshole is trained tirelessly to reach peak physical excellence. This asshole will become so strong that it can decapitate an adult raccoon with a single flex.
Caiden’s so tight! He’s got a real case of a raccoon guillotine
by Lord Tickle August 28, 2025
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muddy raccoon

The action of blackening both of your girlfriends eyes and then preceding to shit all over her face.
T: I told Lisa last night about the muddy raccoon.

J: be careful or she’ll end up with pink eye too.
by Do it all crew March 16, 2023
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Orange Raccoon

Person 1: What is that fat orange lump over there?
Person 2: Donald Trump, he’s the orange raccoon
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raccoon tail extensions

Coon tails,
Commonly seen on Scene girls.
They are striped hair extensions for example:
Red strip of hair with black stripes in it.
Not very common in stores these days anymore,
Also kind of hard to find online too.
Unless u just get a plain colorful hair extension, a bullet point sharpie and color the stripes onto the extension, that works perfectly fine too.
Scene girl: Mom can you buy me this? *Shows her mom a blue raccoon tail extension from Amazon*

Mom: No, why do u want stripes in your hair?

Scene girl: *gets upset and goes into the bathroom to Re-Tease her hair and use old raccoon tail extensions*
by Uhm Yesenia😃k April 29, 2021
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Raccoon mentality

When a person is solemnly drawn or returns to the garbage he was associated with in the past. The desire to remain in a state of mediocrity. The will not to evolve in your situation.
That’s Raccoon mentality to return to you’re ex.

You’re still doing this job?! Got to get done with that Racc (Rax) mentality bro.

You’re a Racc to return see that guy (girl,…)
by GloriousPump February 18, 2024
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Raccoon Dick

When a raccoon sucks your dick and either bites it or leaves it raw.
Damn, I had a great time last night but that raccoon left with me with a horrible case of raccoon dick!
by FanOfRaccoonEggs February 20, 2021
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raccoon butter

A form of peanut butter that has both a watery and gritty texture. Not sweet, not sour. Very earthy and delicious. Not for the faint of heart.
SC, stop eating that raccoon butter and get logging!
by Slick_stroker February 13, 2019
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