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Ramen Sock

An old gym sock filled with shrimp ramen.
I gave my step-dad a Ramen Sock for Chtistmas.
by JIMMERTON December 10, 2019
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Ramen

A dehydrated block of noodles reheated with water (preferably boiling). Usually comes in different "flavours". When I mean flavour, I mean sachet of salt and sodium with a bit of artificial flavouring like Chicken or Beef or Curry or Pork or whatever artificial flavour you want. Originally invented in Japan in 1958 as a sort of luxury item in Japanese grocery stores as wounds from atomic bomb droppings were healing, it is now the fodder of poverty and poor college eating with American students.

How to make it:

1. Open the bag and put the noodles in a big pan.

2. Pour in water and bring it to a boil, stirring for about three minutes.

3. Dump in the sal- I mean seasoning.

4. Stir it and dump it into a bowl.

5. Grab a fork (OR CHOPSTICKSU IF YOU ARE NIHONGIN!!!!!!!!11)

6. Leave the bowl on the table and find some actual proper fucking food (or consume if you are either on the brink of having your telly repossessed and your electricity turned off from the Electric Company or if you are a Weeaboo)
"Mum, I am tired of eating ramen for dinner!"
"Shut up you little twat. Either you eat ramen or you have to bathe in the river".

"So to begin our first day of Culinary, Patricia, what's your favourite food?"
"OOH I LIKE NIHONGIN FOOD. LIKE CURRY! OR RAMEN! OR SUSHI! OR TOFU! OR KAMABOKO!"
"First of all, curry is from India. Second, get the fuck out of my room and into a flophouse".
by ProBeb September 20, 2017
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National ramen day

A day where you get your favourite noodles and enjoy them. Preferably high as fuck
Omg it’s national ramen day let’s go eat some kimchi
by Big daddy Carlos November 6, 2019
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daddy ramen

The father of the famous and delicious ramen. One who is blessed to have this title is admired by several people.
by DaddyRamenn April 18, 2017
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Ramen

Guy 1: guys I just sat down and ate ramen
Girl: I love you, guy1.
Guy2:I’m gay, guy1.
by MoltenGarbage May 14, 2019
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Taco Bell Ramen Noodle Azz

The name of a member of a TACO BELL RAMEN NOODLE CULT
Bish that Taco Bell Ramen Noodle Azz gotta get her TV stuck in her toilet
by AVOCADOSTAPLER August 17, 2018
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ramen bowl generation

The generation of those who grew up eating nothing but cheap ramen noodles as children because their parents did not care what they ate. As adults they believe tax payers should continue to provide them with the MSG-laden sustenance that they require for survival. Can be found at Anti-Trump rallies holding up their empty ramen bowls, whining.
Person 1: Hey why are all those Trump protesters holding up ramen bowls?
Person 2: They are the ramen bowl generation. That's why.
by bushmeatburrito February 20, 2017
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