Coffee Quake

A term used to describe a bowel reaction to a strong cup of joe. The magnitude can be measured by the number of simultaneous victims.

"A logjam occurred in the bathroom as a 9.0 coffee quake occurred seconds earlier"

by OligSlaughter September 6, 2013

bath quake

BASICALLY THE SAME THING AS AN EARTHQUAKE , but way less messy, you take a bath, and, splash the water all around causing it to get all over everything!!! the floor, the walls, everything!!

instead of a regular bath, she took a bath quake and made a mess everywhere!!

by lesser of 2 eviles June 15, 2016

cali-quake

A butt plug from California that likes it up the ass. Thinks he is cool because he is from california, but can't quite reach the dildo shoved far up his rectum. Probably because he is from California, and not a common sense state like Ohio.

Wow that cali-quake guy sure is a faggot.

by GoudyGodKing July 27, 2018

Steamy Quaker

(Noun) Rhymes with Creamy Shaker. When one shits in a pot, heats it up, then proceeds to use it as lube for a vibrator.

What’s your kink? “You ever give a Steamy Quaker?”

by OfMiceandMensch March 20, 2019

gay quake

When a gay/lesbian person has a mini orgasm ( like an earthquake ) from a hot person

Hannah was looking at gal Gadot and had a gay quake

by Hapinesslives329 May 7, 2019

Bowl Quaker

The Mighty Mornin Fart On The Toilet

Woh ! That Was A Bowl Quaker ! Thats Mass Ass Gas Harrass

by The V ONE 2nd To None May 31, 2019

Shearth Quake

When you shit yourself so hard the earth quakes.

Man, I just felt a shearth quake.

by Greatredbeard July 18, 2019