Putting on an orange coat

To masturbate

Before going hunting, Ryan likes to put on an orange coat for safety reasons.

by Sphinctar April 21, 2004

Shit Posting

Commonly known as unconstructive or unnecessary posts.

Recently known as #dotnet_discord-net in the Discord API guild. A channel that once was a learning and knowledge foundation for the unofficial (dot)net wrapper for Discord API. Now has become the home of shitty memes, and overcompensating star posts.

Example:
sarcasmloading: async voids, == true, Still's "voluntary" doc work, visual basic, ect...
Casino Boyale: Great shit posting mate, that is ABSOLUTELY hilarious, star post that!
`$"{nameof(AntiTcb)}"`: *facepalm*

by Duane_ July 16, 2018

pushing flannel

When you have to take a shit so bad that it's popping out of your asshole and pushing into your flannel underpants.

I drank to much free coffee during that training session and now I'm seriously pushing flannel.

by pushinit12345 April 1, 2007

putting in an application

The act of trying to get a blowjob, handjob or any other sexual job. Also known as "puttin' in the app." and "applying for a job" In reference to getting hired.

"Dude I'm definetly putting in an application with Tiffany tonight."

"I really need a blowjob. At the bar tonight as long as its a chick...I'm puttin' in the app."

"Yo, look at Vaughn applying for a job...he's not gettin it."

by joey bananas May 8, 2008

putting lipstick on a donkey

participating in an ineffective cover-up. trying to make a bad thing look good

George Bush explaining the improvement in the economy was like putting lipstick on a donkey.

by hidef March 29, 2004

Pushing

The act of masturbation involving shoving paper towels down your pants, and pushing until ejaculation is achieved. Usually is performed when the user has a small penis, or wishes to masturbate in public without anyone noticing.

"Rob likes to push"

"Did you see Rob pushing the other day?"

by kulamur September 2, 2009

Posting

Extreme standing up. Standing up straight with your hands at your side like a fence post. Basically it is the opposite of "planking" which is sometimes known as "extreme lying down."

I was posting in the middle of Times Square today.

by miesplz October 14, 2011