riding the porcelain honda

v. The runs. Montezuma's revenge.

Stan: Where's Dick?

Fred: He is riding the porcelin honda again.

by ALEXfromExeter August 21, 2005

riding the porcelain bus

taking a fatty crap; the porcelain bus is another word for toilet, while riding it involves sitting on it &, well, pooping.

he's busy riding the porcelain bus... he won't be back for a while.

by becca vajayjay October 13, 2006

porcelain bomb

A statement that is loud, obnoxious and memorable; it will be forever etched into one's mind. A revolting and awkward statement.

Our professor was talking about our classmate's special test-writing needs in front of the class; thus dropping the porcelain bomb.

by porcelain bomb November 15, 2007

kissing porcelain

When one is kissing porcelain he or she is either sitting on the toilet for a long time or throwing up. Usually because of illness or sickness or simply hung over.

When you are done kissing porcelain and feel better let me know.

by brahpla September 6, 2014

porcelain crayon

1: A turd
2: Fecal matter

"Dude, I just wrote your name with a porcelain crayon." (Took a crap)
Stains in the toilet bowl were left by a porcelain crayon.
His teeth look like he has been chewing on a porcelain crayon.

by Kory W. February 12, 2008

purelify

the act of denappifying(making cleaner and more pleasant) something, usually used to refer to a disgusting girl

I need to purelify that chick before I go within a ten foot radius of her.

by purelifythemasses December 1, 2009

Porcelain Bus

when your drunk and ready to vomit you hang on to the toilet with both hands.

I had to drive the "porcelain bus," last night.

by Ima.AssOe June 21, 2014