Proxyldaphiba

To be in a state of innebriation where you crave a food or object.

To be proxyldaphibic

Jess: Man, I would do terrible things for a kebab right now.
Zac: You've got Proxyldaphiba pretty hard, eh?
Jess: SO Proxyldaphibic.

by belchpit July 2, 2011

proxyshame

Feeling shame or embarassment for another person when they don't seem to have the sense to be embarassed by their own actions or words.

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There is a word in German, "FREMDSCHÄMMEN" which means the same thing, however, I noticed a niche that needed to be filled for English speakers.

There are so many eejits on Britain's Got Talent, that I feel myself in a constant state of proxyshame whilst watching.

by irretardulous October 20, 2012

Proxydexterous

The offloading of work to someone else. A person who is Proxydexterous is adept at passing off work to the hands of others. This will often be disguised or explained as delegation but is more likely to be exploitation of seniority or some other point of leverage

"The boss just dumped another pile of his work on my desk for me to do..."

"Yes, he does that to me too, he certainly puts his proxydexterous talent to frequent use"

by Skalyw@g August 26, 2014

Prox-e-vite

When a person throwing a party asks a friend to create the e-vite or facebook event for them.

1: Hey, my birthday is next week and I'm throwing a party, but I don't want it to sound like I'm throwing a party for myself, can you make a prox-e-vite for me?
2: But you are throwing a party for yourself.
1: Go f*** yourself

by Tpknt December 31, 2008

phoxysin

When the most p.h.a.t., foxy, and beautiful woman that one has ever seen makes one want to get nasty.

Phoxysin!, can I buy you a drink?

by Shagwag September 15, 2010

proximity issues

A latent fear of developing close and meaningful relationships. An aversion to situations that could develop into a close or loving friendship. A propensity to sabotage opportunities for falling in love and trusting another.

My friend fell in love with a lady; unfortunately, it was unrequited because she had serious proximity issues.

by landbaby1 November 1, 2013

proximity munchies

When within hands reach of any food, it becomes devoured immediately.

Dude...I'm so fuckin' baked, I've got the proximity munchies.

by WestFrontBakers July 22, 2015