probophobia

(n) a mental condition, the essence for what is usually called "homophobia" in men. Women can have an altered form in some instances.

A probophobe is a person afraid of having anything vaguely penis-shaped, or something with balls attached, inserted into their anus.
The main symptoms are not physical, but mental; displaying themselves in a fit of pouting, screaming, or sign-waving directed towards homosexuals.
Extreme cases involve mumblings about "the gay agenda."

There is no known cure, but stands as a curiosity in the psychological world because, upon any manifestation of symptoms at all, the possibility of any anal insertion events whatsoever decreases astronomically. Still, the victim often lashes out at innocent but perceived offenders due to the paranoia related to not having eyes on the back of one's head.

She often complained about how her boyfriend didn't go to the club with her due to his probophobia acting up in the presence of men that could dance better than he could.

by Yitzhak Yitzhak January 1, 2013

probonie

Person-
A Professional; Perfect in bed; Unbelievably orgasmic; Sexy; Gorgeous; Best you'll ever have in every way.

Addicting; Can't get enough of this person; Someone who makes you feel Fully Alive for the first time in life.

That person is a Probonie. I need to get me some of that.

by AddictingCrazyB*tch June 21, 2014

proconner

a person who argues or can argue both for and against something.

You cannot defeat her in any argument. She is an epic proconner.

by Uttam Maharjan 2 August 22, 2014

Prodouche

An obnoxious egotistical vegetarian.
It is a combination of the word Douche and Produce

Christian: Are you gonna eat that asparagus? Cause if you don't you're a fat ass. And I'm beautiful. Cause I don't eat meat.
Phil: Fuck off you fucking prodouche.

by Maximus the Destroyer February 28, 2016

prodoping

The act of doing dope before starting a task.

My ex-wife has been prodoping for years!

by SequentialDrop August 2, 2016

privox

bitch ass slut who cant even fucking play roblox correctly because hes a cunt/fag

dont be like that fucking cunt called privox

by gobble gobble gobble gobble June 11, 2016

Proboscaorrhagia

Extreme blood loss through the nose; compared with epistaxis which is the medical term for a simple nose bleed. A fake medical term used by manga fans to describe the kind of massive blood loss exhibited by characters who are exposed to unexpected erotic or sexual topics and/or situations.

Doctor: "Your son is suffering from proboscaorrhagia."
Mom: "Is it curable?"
Doctor: "Yes. Just take away all of his porn and he'll be fine."

by CVegas February 23, 2017