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Productivitities

When man (or woman) gets shit done in order to see (or at least increase chance of seeing) breasts.
Knowing there was going to be babes at the after-work social, productivitities was through the roof in order to finish in time.

productivity fog

Fine particles of productivity suspended in the lower atmosphere. Arrises from the diligent application of labour upon larger macro-units of productivity. Differs from smog in being more upbeat and inspirational as well as less of a Debbie Downer.
Thanks to the myriad of factories working diligently within the vicinity , the school children of Beijing were ever blanketed in a thick, insulating productivity fog whilst at play.
productivity fog by CrinosRome October 21, 2013

prouductive 

prouductive : a feeling of being proud that someone is prouductive
I feel so prouductive today that I finished all my homework in less than 2 hours

Productivilicious 

To be exceptionally productive whilst also feeling exotic
Ellie: I was feeling very productivilicious today, rah is that me yh, banging
Productivilicious by Dave 2D December 8, 2020

profuctive 

maybe a typo of "productive"
but could also be a shortened version of "productive as fuck"
I just made 140 cookies. I'd say I was pretty profuctive today.
profuctive by open the "gates" December 18, 2022

productivitee 

A t-shirt that enhances your productivity. It’s always super comfortable and generally oversized.
Girl you know I’m wearing a productivitee and a messy bun whenever I’m WFH on deadline.
productivitee by Downtown Abby September 30, 2023