Hey! Stop procrastinating! Don't push things till the next day! Procrastination is putting things to the next day.
by himydude June 05, 2018
OK, I'll do my work.
Oh, look, this quiz will guess what color my socks are if I tell them how my 16th birthday was!
3 hours later...
OK, I'll start now
Oh look, this'll guess my name if I tell them my favorite shades of black...
STOP PROCRASTINATION!
Oh, look, this quiz will guess what color my socks are if I tell them how my 16th birthday was!
3 hours later...
OK, I'll start now
Oh look, this'll guess my name if I tell them my favorite shades of black...
STOP PROCRASTINATION!
by Randompersononedayyoullmeet October 27, 2020
by whatelsedoyouwantmetosay March 05, 2019
when you've typed `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./ (left-to-right, going downward on a keyboard), /.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\poiuytrewq=-0987654321` (right-to-left, going upward on a keyboard) and all 16 variations of qpzm (the 4 corners of the keyboard).
congratulations, you've become a MASTER OF BOREDOM
congratulations, you've become a MASTER OF BOREDOM
B: "what's procrastination mean"
A: "have u typed `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./, /.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\poiuytrewq=-0987654321` and all 16 variants of qpzm on your keyboard?"
B: "no"
A: "then you'll never know"
B: "ok"
A: "have u typed `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./, /.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\poiuytrewq=-0987654321` and all 16 variants of qpzm on your keyboard?"
B: "no"
A: "then you'll never know"
B: "ok"
by dogman_ June 11, 2022
by Catokinboi November 20, 2020
Person A: Hey, what does procrastination mean? I'm kinda bored and don't wanna work on this essay so I'm looking up random words.
Person B: Trade your local currency to an employee at Walmart in order to make a transaction and be the owner of a reflective surface.
Person B: Trade your local currency to an employee at Walmart in order to make a transaction and be the owner of a reflective surface.
by not not not a real person January 08, 2020
The act of avoiding work because you don’t want to and it’s BORRINGGGGGG. It is an incredible skill to have and I am doing it right now
by Lucinda is Lit July 19, 2020