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printernet

Old people, or those who aren't tech savvy, that surf the web and then print out webpages so they can have them for reference are using the printernet.
I was using the printernet to find some new underwear, and my wife didn't like them when I showed her the pictures.
by Bob_Lob_law November 23, 2015
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Pipta

His Strawberry Shake and Nutella will destroy you with one hand while he's eating his sandwich and drinking his shake he is also playing Fortnite and looking up news articles at the same time. He's a Legend
Sohn Hollered "PIPTA"
by Pipta June 5, 2018
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Pristank

An extremely rancid smell, from a very small pe pe...
"I tried to make boyfriend feel good... but I gagged because of how bad the pristank was."
by WordMaker91774 June 11, 2018
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Printed

The process of showing how high you are, typically for someone that’s retarded af
“Yo we printed out here cuh, come join the circle fam and stop cappin
by Jsup11 February 28, 2020
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printer

we used to know what the printer was but the definition of it was deleted by the one and only Fares Elahlam
i have no idea wtf youre talking about. printer
by MindLockAERO January 28, 2022
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Printing Press

This sex act requires that you abduct three little girls and strip them naked in your basement. You must then break their knees with a sledgehammer, toss the girls aside, create a mixture of laxatives and your bodily fluids (especially cum and vomit), and let it blend for ten minutes. During these ten minutes, you are to stand a few meters from your desired girl, charge towards her, ram your cock (you can use a spiked dildo, albeit not necessary) up her ass (cunts and mouths are acceptable), and repeat for each girl until the blending finishes. Feed one of the girls your concoction and, with a staple gun, connect the girls' mouths to each other's asses so that they form an endless human centipede. After some time, collect some of their shit and use it to spell out a phrase of your choice. Smear the shit on their faces afterwards and beat off on their backs and faces.
Vomit on a printing press for bonus points.
by Yopmail User August 27, 2023
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Ring print

The unique texture of your arse hole....like a finger print but a ring print.
Jill from work photocopied her arse on the photocopying machine. I knew it was her because she left her ring print on the glass
by Sirweighalot March 18, 2009
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