pervertivity

The level of sexual perversion present in a person. This is based on a 0-10 scale, ten being highest level of human sexual kink.

Comshaft sent me a letter shaming me for my excessive broadband usage. They don't understand the level of my porn surfing pervertivity.

by 90trunk April 15, 2015

Pervert

A person with an extreme dirty mind, they only think about sex.

He is being perverted

by Emeralda rain August 2, 2015

pervert

Someone who is easily amused and aroused by even the slightest sexual implications, and seeks them out. Is sometimes used in good humor, but such bawdy jokes can take a toll on a conversation. However, talking about sex does not make you a pervert. Making immeasurable amounts of innuendos and generally being an asshole, or peeping in on someone showering will make you a pervert. The latter also makes you a voyeur.

Friend: "Hey, we should go explore that old mineshaft."
Me: "Hehehe, shaft."
Friend: "<name> I swear to fucking Buddha I will drag you into an alleyway and pump you full of broken glass, you pervert"
Me: "Hehe, pump me."
Friend: "someone get my gun"

by King Mameshiba March 17, 2016

pervert

someone who does things (esp. endeavors of physical expenditure, i.e. work-outs) in a very extreme way, to the point of nearby observers' dismay; a sicko

Oh, wow, he's got 500 lbs on that sled-push... and he's going for another full lap--what a pervert!

by Illest.starfire.77 November 30, 2016

Pervert Cat

A cat that is chonky and perverted in nature, has ultimate rizz and loves women. Sigma cat

Pervert cat, oh pervert cat
Go up there and take a shat

Go up there, get on that self
And don't you try to ---- yourself

by Macandcheeseenjoyer July 21, 2023

fellatio-prevented pregnancy

A possible pregnancy which a teenaged girl prevent by performing fellatio on the male who—if she did not sweet talk him into ejeculating in her mouth— would have ejeculated in her vagina.

The City Council approved the fellatio-prevented pregnancy method by signing a bill which directs the city's public high schools to give teenage girls mouth-on lessons on how to perform fellatio on mannequins appears to have persuaded sufficient teenage girls to sweet talk their boyfriend into ejaculating in their mouth instead of their vagina, because in the last 6-months the number of unwanted teenage pregnancies and also of abortions has sharply declined.

by but for October 1, 2017

Dirty Olde English Pervert

The sexiest cologne in the world. Narrowly beats Pi by Givenchy.

Dude: "Hey I'm wearing Dirty Olde English Pervert today!"
<Dude gets laid>

by DeMeisterJew September 26, 2009