Premeditated Munchies

Food specifically for munchies bought prior to getting high. This prevents the burden from having to drive or be in public while high

I knew I was going to get stoned once I got home, so I stopped by the McDonald's drive thru for premeditated munchies

by IDONOTSMOKEWEED March 28, 2016

PREVERT

A pervert in training

If that boy gets any more corrupt or distorted he will earn full pervert status. He goes out of his way to be sick and twisted. He is not a full tilt pervert yet . He is in training . I call him a prevert while he is in basic training!

by CAPTAIN HEMMIROID September 24, 2016

Premier goose

Goose with the finest feathers in all the land

Dayum that must be the premier goose, his feather game on point, dem jawns bougie af.

by Eagles2042 December 4, 2016

Preperverted

Someone who does perverted creep things before a special event

Taylor Swift is preperverted

by Snorlax121111 March 4, 2017

premedicognitive

To think about thinking about something before you think about it.

He became premedicognitive when he subconsciously decided to think about thinking about himself thinking about shingling a dog house with pancakes on Tuesday on the previous Sunday.

by Seamus Mchooligan March 30, 2017

Premeditated Munchies

Obtaining food while sober for the intention of eating it while high later.

When I got off work I knew I was going to get high when I got home, so I stopped by the Taco Bell drive through for premeditated munchies

by Stoner Chemist April 26, 2017

premarital mother

A female in a relationship with someone who has children from a previous relationship, but you are not married yet.

What is your relationship to the boy playing baseball? I'm his premarital mother.

by notathriftshopper June 6, 2017