Precision Scooping

The act of maximizing the amount of marshmallows, crunch berries, dehydrated strawberries, etc., that one obtains in a spoonful of cereal.

1. Joe: Dude, how on earth did you get so many oat clusters all at once?

Christopher Walken: Precision scooping, my friend...precision scooping.

2. Joe: Oh yeah, look at this! *shows friend an impressive spoonful of Count Chocula* It's all about precision scooping.

Joe's friend: Fuck you for using that term.

by Decattatom April 25, 2011

Precision Drifter

The person in front of you meandering along the sidewalk, blocking any attempt to pass them and resume a normal human pace.

I tried to get here as fast as possible, but I got stuck behind a precision drifter.

by schmaniel November 6, 2011

precosystem

A place that will be but is not yet an ecosystem.

Your mamma's junk is so nasty, it's a precosystem for second Jurassic period.

by hello laser January 23, 2012

Preciouser

More precious than another precious thing or person.

My girlfriend Elizabeth, is preciouser than me.

by Descenicy June 25, 2012

Precious

Something that is value

this diamond is precious to me

by fuck definition haters June 5, 2017

Precite

Saying the lines of a movie .5 to 5 seconds before the actor on screen. Usually demonstrates a deep knowledge and multiple previous viewings of the movie.

I was sitting with my husband, watching Caddy Shack, while he precited each and every line until I threw my shoe at the TV.

by Ty Webb Betheball June 24, 2018

ajayi precious

Sweetest girl on earth

I love Ajayi precious!

by Wunmissss November 5, 2020