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najafali position

A sexual position where you're doing it doggy-style, on your tippy toes, with your right hand placed on your lower back for extra thrust.
"He really did a number on her performing the najafali position"

"Oh child, I love it when ma man gives it to me najafali position!"
by Alf5 February 24, 2010
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The positive z-axis.

The correct answer to the question "What's up?"

In 3-dimensional Cartesian terms, the x-axis is east and west, the y-axis is north and south, and the z-axis is up and down. So the positive z-axis is what's up.
Guy 1: "What's up, man?"
Guy 2: "The positive z-axis."
Guy 1: *rolls eyes*
by MarshoT December 1, 2009
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HOV Positive

A car that meets requirements for driving in the HOV lane.
When my wife and I drive together the car is HOV Positive.
by drbillcorcoran April 14, 2010
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Body positivity

It started as way of accepting people who are disabled and/or cant controll a part of there body, but has been taken over by a bunch of tik tok fattys as a "movement" to justify obesity. Usually women over 200kg
My step sister is fat and used "body positivity" to cheer herself up
by UrFatSis213 March 8, 2021
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positive polly

Fucking hell Nina stop being such a positive polly and heightening my expectations
by Conan April 22, 2018
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Positivity

(1.) The false idea that negative elements of life need to be edited or denied, for someone to be happy, successful, or even just okay. Instead of just accepting that life is full of everything: the wonderful, the terrible and everything in between.

(2.) A toxic leftover from a multi-billion dollar self- help industry.

(3.) The kind of willful ignorance and denial that inspired idioms such as, "Ostrich with its head in the sand" and "Elephant in the Room". A mental rationalization for ignoring or downplaying problems....instead of accurately assessing and fixing them.

(4.) Malignant hope for people and situations that are never going to change.

(5.) A favorite excuse/justification for those who emotionally police and manipulate others.
If you have to construct "positivity" out of the ether, and put it in places it clearly doesn't belong....it's probably bullshit. What's "positive" about lying to yourself?
by Olive989 January 6, 2022
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Man Positioning System

Also Man-P-S or MPS

The innate ability of a man to know exactly where he is and where he needs to go at any given moment. Noted especially in situations involving driving on unfamiliar roads.

A naturally occurring aspect of most males; the electronic device known as a "GPS" is named after it.
Ken doesn't need to ask directions, he has Man-P-S.

Person: How do you know where you're going?
Man: I use my MPS.
Person: Your what?
Man: My Man Positioning System.
Person: Hooray!
by Really Bad Rye June 25, 2009
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