by Yammerton February 6, 2010
Get the poor man's pancakemug. by Brent Senio October 17, 2008
Get the Poor Man's Zoomug. A chair in the women's clothing section, usually reserved for a man (who would rather be anywhere else) shopping with his wife or girlfriend.
Woman, "I'm going to run to the dressing room to try on 27 pairs of jeans."
Man, "No problem. I'll be over there in the poor bastard chair reading a book."
OR
"Man, check out the dude in the poor basterd chair! He's out cold. His girl must be trying on half the clothes in that department."
Man, "No problem. I'll be over there in the poor bastard chair reading a book."
OR
"Man, check out the dude in the poor basterd chair! He's out cold. His girl must be trying on half the clothes in that department."
by Delma November 13, 2007
Get the Poor Bastard Chairmug. by Mykeyboy May 20, 2008
Get the Poor Man's Oilmug. by basicv2 December 5, 2017
Get the poor man's dinnermug. the name of a sandwich sold at Shaw's (?) that my dad bought on a road trip once. He was really, really, really hungry, and got all excited cause that was all they had to eat, and he bit into it, and the lettuce was wilted, tomatoes gross... you get the point. He completely lost it, and screamed that he would get revenge, lol!!!!
by Starchiiild Nirvana. August 9, 2009
Get the Poor boy sandwichmug. A greasy, dirty baseball cap worn by college students and otherwise poor dudes to hide their receding hairline.
"Why did Randy wear that old baseball cap to the wedding reception?"
answer: "Because he's going bald. That's his Poor Man's Toupee."
answer: "Because he's going bald. That's his Poor Man's Toupee."
by real concerned citizen February 23, 2012
Get the Poor Man's Toupeemug.