poor man's pancake

Jamie started off the day with a poor man's pancake and a cup of coffee.
by Yammerton February 06, 2010
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Poor Man's Zoo

Going to the pet store, because you are too poor to go to a real zoo.
I took the young-uns to the poor man's zoo to see the critters.
by Brent Senio August 17, 2008
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Poor Bastard Chair

A chair in the women's clothing section, usually reserved for a man (who would rather be anywhere else) shopping with his wife or girlfriend.
Woman, "I'm going to run to the dressing room to try on 27 pairs of jeans."

Man, "No problem. I'll be over there in the poor bastard chair reading a book."

OR

"Man, check out the dude in the poor basterd chair! He's out cold. His girl must be trying on half the clothes in that department."
by Delma October 26, 2007
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Poor Man's Oil

The brown gold one leaves in the toilet the morning after a night on the ale.
'For Christ's sake don't go in the bathroom, ive been pumping poor man's oil'
by Mykeyboy May 20, 2008
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poor man's dinner

When you go to sleep on an empty stomach and wake up not hungry.
I've had a poor man's dinner last night. Saved me my breakfast money!
by basicv2 December 06, 2017
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Poor man's disprin

Temporary relief from all ailments provided by a quick orgasm.
by Mike1234567890 May 19, 2012
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poor mans lean

Fiend 1: Yo bro wanna get some lean
Fiend 2: Fuck nah that shits expensive just get some poor mans lean
by kill infant sons October 25, 2022
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