Eskimo Popsicle

A frozen turd used as a dildo.

Marcia, is the eskimo popsicle ready yet? I'm soooo horny!

by Secret Ego May 6, 2010

poopsicle

n. poop that has turned into a solid frozen mass, irrespective of the manner in which it was frozen.

OMG Becky, I totally stepped on your dog's poopsicle!

by StiffieBeans August 28, 2013

Popsicle Punk

A "watered down and sweetend" version of punk. Usualy popsicle punks wear bright colours.

Avril Lavigne is a popsicle punk, due to her sweetened version of punk and overuse of the colour hot pink.

by musicaddicted January 30, 2010

Popsicle

when a skier gets pissed, he rams into a snowboarder or skiers ass, thus giving the said recipient a popsicle

oh dude, John got so pissed after he bailed, he popsicled a snowboarder.

by terrainsnake October 6, 2016

popsicle

1.a popsicle is simply a ice-cream stick which sometimes have jokes written on it..in America frozen juices around a stick is called popsicle.
2. slang use- used as male reproductive organ;penis

I will use my cold and hard popsicle stick to open ur asshole.

by #DaGuy May 25, 2016

popsicle

skater slang: the act of attempting a trick on a skateboard, and having the board go straight upwards into your chad between your legs, therefore looking like a popsicle. one of the most painful injuries a skater can sustain, and hurts even just looking at someone do it.

"holy fuck Jerry that popsicle was gnarly as shit... you good?"
Jerry- "AHHHHHHGHHGHG FUCKKKKKK"

by Hi! I'm Paul! November 13, 2020

plum popsicle

Chilling one's erect penis on ice for the purpose of giving one's lover a cold sensation upon penetration.

My dick got numb from the ice packs, but when i gave her the ol' plum popsicle she screamed like banshee.

by gride9000 September 6, 2010