My pokemons

My Pokemons let me show you them

Danny: What are you playing
Sam: Pokemon
Danny: Pokemon
Sam:My Pokemons let me show you them

by Richie Roman March 6, 2008

Pokemon paranoia

The feeling that somehow, at all times, you are being watched and stalked by Pokemon. There is no escape now. No escape from them. I feel them behind me. Above me... Watching... Waiting... Till finally, I lose concentration and they have a chance to get me. They're coming for me. Coming for me.. AAAAAGH OH GOD THEY'RE HERE

OH GOD PLEASE HELP

OH GO- AAAAAAARGH

*gurgle gurgle*

We're coming for you next.

Pokemon paranoia... The scourge of mankind.

by RatherEatRandy July 18, 2016

pokemon kid

These are kids who's social life in elementary school revolved around pokemon i.e. trading pokemon cards etc. Once in middle school they continued because they are lagging behind in maturity. It is also a politically correct way of calling a kid a nerd in middle school.

John is such a pokemon kid, he wore a dinosaur tee shirt to the sixth grade social.

by Richie Pimental April 23, 2008

Ash (pokemon)

pokemon catcher
gotta catch them all :D

Ash (pokemon)

ash: go pikachu go
pikachu: pika pika
ash: get that wild riachu
pika: really i was chillin, go get him yourself dumb ass

ash:pikachu return, squirtle i choose you
squirtle: squirtle squirtle wait what the f*** am i sayin
ash: squirtle return

by ehte February 21, 2011

pokemon man

Synonym for 40-year-old virgin. See comic book guy.

A Pokémon man is commonly seen with a belt with a Pokéball in the middle, a small T-Shirt with Pikachu on it (exposing his enormous belly), the same cap Ash Ketchum wears, a pony tail, a Pokémon Card Collection. These people are also known as fans of Star Wars, Star Trek, Hamtaro and Superman.

by B-Drac September 18, 2003

Pokemon stan

A idiot who simps over pokemon characters and usually get hard off them

Only neaks simp over pokemon fan art they usually get lose a brain cell or two every nanosecond

Example Did you hear about jeffry hes such a hard lard geek and neak he should stop noone likes a pokemon stan in this gen

by The_meta_7 May 20, 2022

Pokemon Rumble

just Gauntlet with pokemon

1:hey have you played pokemon rumble.
2:no.
1:{pulls out gun} do it.

by 3 Nutkabobs in a trench coat October 15, 2019