Plutonium

A type of element used for blowing shit up

Plutonium go boom

by smilymoney September 8, 2021

Peetong

A person that doesn't know what peetong means.

You were a peetong before viewing this page.

by faghilon November 1, 2021

Platonically married

When two strangers with matching swagness meet online and marry so their power is multiplied.

"Did you know Malia and Sara are platonically married on Discord ?"
"No way !"

by kermitjuice November 3, 2021

platonic kiyokage

the best headcanon in all of the haikyu fandom, courtesy of ousamatobio

“man! i bet platonic kiyokage are neighbors/childhood bffs/cousins/platonic soulmates!”

“canon!!”

by ycfeh1 November 19, 2021

platonic incel

a guy that doesn't have a close female/nonbinary friend and therefore has an incel mentality towards these groups

Oh Omar? He's never had a female friend except his gf and doesn't see the value in having non-men as friends. He also has women-hating tendencies.

Yea he's a platonic incel.

by bringmealittlewaterSylvie November 23, 2021

Platoni

A strong, handsome, broad shouldered man with a thick head of hair. A man great genuine soul and spirit. A man with a laugh that lights up every room he laughs in. He has a heart of gold, and is literally the best person on this planet. He will stop on the side of the road to help a person push their car in the rain. Platonis' are usually funny, cute, quick witted, and phenomenal.

Girl: Damn, he's cute!
Girl 2: Don't talk to him. That's Platoni. One conversation with him and you will fall in love!

by Kafthy November 23, 2021

Platonichusbands

Platonichusbands is a tiktok account that posts mainly dsmp edits and videos but also other mc and content creators there alos pretty cool

Hey did you see the new edit posted by platonichusbands on tiktok?

by Billzo_wastaken December 17, 2021