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Banana PINGAS Muffins

What you yell in frustration while hungry and desperate to jack off knowing full well it's going to take for fucking ever to get your shit done.
Person A: How much do we have left to do?
Person B: We still got to *insert a list so long that I was too lazy to write here*
Person A: BANANA PINGAS MUFFINS!!!
by PINGASMASTAH October 17, 2016
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the pingu

A sexual position where one gentleman flaps their arms squawking until another gentleman comes up behind them and places their head between their legs like a penguin's egg. The second gentleman then promptly places the first gentleman's genitalia in his mouth. Then the first gentleman proceeds to waddle around until he releases his load onto the pavement.
Hey, James, Wanna try the pingu??
by JustAcceptMyName May 16, 2017
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Dio Pinguino

A second level Italian imprecation created to call God as the bird that can't fly, the Penguin. Mostly used by the most creative ones.
"Guarda che sorca quella!" - "Dio Pinguino!"
"Look how hot that girl is!" - "Dio Pinguino!"

"Fanculo sta merda, Dio Pinguino!"
"Fuck this shit, Dio Pinguino!"

"Varda te che roba, sei inutile come il Dio Pinguino"
"Look at that, you're useless like Dio Pinguino"
by Sbinzlo November 23, 2017
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snoopy pingas

BRO I HAVE A SNOOPY PINGAS
by Kipperthemaker December 27, 2017
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Nasty Pingu

A NAasty Pingu, NAP, for short is when you are hackin' your wood and Pingu walks in on you. Pingu starts tooting like crazy at you so you put your wood in his mouth so your mum won't hear you. He toots even harder and you find out it is the best way to hack wood.
Dude, I just took the longest nap yesterday. Nasty Pingu really toots me dry.
by PinguToot February 8, 2018
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pápi pingu

Pápi Pingu is a very mad father of the young padawan Pingu. If you don’t do what Pápi Pingu says, he will get very svakligur. Pápi Pingu is very fast.
Mad father comes after you
Pápi Pingu comes after you
by Mr Gonzalo July 8, 2020
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A Pinkus

Work one day then having 2 weeks off.
Hey are you coming to work tomorrow, nah chucking a Pinkus.
by Matt Martin ah yep October 29, 2020
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