piddlingballoon

A person able to mess up without doing anything

Thomas:How the hell did the house flood

Jaxon: idk I binge watched the office all day

Thomas :God you fucking piddlingballoon

by Fuck wad 2000 June 4, 2018

Pidgeon titties

The odor of thots

Sharkisha smells like some pidgeon titties

by ColeAkaColton July 22, 2018

Pidoughphile

Someone with an addiction to pizza, pizza dough, and all pizza products with dough. Chicago deep dish, sicilian, neapolitan, calzone, stromboli, thin crust...

Look at Harvey over there munching some more pizza with that little boy. He does that everyday. He sure is a pidoughphile.

by cheesydadjokes December 3, 2018

Pidder

Someone who uses PID (proportional integral derivative) to control every system especially where it should not be used.
The lamer of control system.

- I spent the last three hours tuning PIDs of my drone but it doesn't work.
-You are a f******pidder

by pidderdefiner December 29, 2018

Piddle and Diddle

What men usually do constantly when their wife or girlfriends are out of town for a weekend or longer. "Piddle" refers to doing menial chores or activities by themselves, followed by masturbation or "diddle", because of boredom.

Troy: "Hey man, what did you do this weekend with Liz out of town?"
Travis: "Not much, dude. I was pretty bored, so I spent most of the time cleaning the house and masturbating.
Troy: "Ah, the old piddle and diddle weekend. Sweet!"

by Bayareaboy17 March 3, 2019

Pidongus

A word for a big male genitalia

Dang son you got a big pidongus.

by Oddmythic April 10, 2019

Pididdle

When a car has one headlight or tail light burnt out. Often spotted while driving with friends.

"Woah dude, that car only has one headlight working."

"Yeah man, that's a pididdle!"

"Cool."

by Logical_cornthorp November 28, 2019