Penguin feet

Penguin feet is when you are walking round with the constant fear of being nutmegged (a soccer ball being put through your legs) and you take tiny steps making you walk similar to a penguin.

Huge: "Mark is walking round with penguin feet"

Lee: "yeah, Ryan just nutmegged him, he could nutmeg a mermaid"

by RyantheWolf August 6, 2017

vampire penguin

When a woman ties your arms to your side and forces you to eat her out on her period.

That bitch made me a vampire penguin.

by Pgroast June 25, 2020

Penguin Tank

A HORRIBLY stinky vagina - so bad it smells like the penguins at the zoo

"I bent down to pick something up and got a wiff of Jamie - SOOO DANK!...You know the funk of the penguin tank in the aviary? Thats was it. I almost cried."

by NotHereSomeone January 7, 2010

lolzy penguin

an action that seems funny when you are the one doing it, but everyone else considers you a douchebag. usually involving video games

Kris: Hey guys lets all go play cod: black ops and only use ballistic knives, it'll be so lolzy penguin

Danny: Alright, Sweet!

(random 10y old on other team): Wow, you're all fuckin' douchebags, I fucked your mom

by NiggletsGetHung December 6, 2010

African penguin

A man of African ethnicity of that has a below average sized penis

Man 1: did you hear about man 3s nudes getting leaked
Man 2: yeah he is an African penguin fr
Man 1: yeah hahaha
Man 3: he fuck you

by Succulent anal seepage January 6, 2022

penguin.....vibes

A penguin....vibes is a very good tiktoker who is currently married to shrek.

Oh look there is a penguin.....vibes- I wonder where her shrek is

by penguin vibes April 1, 2021

The Angry Penguin

you have to have a piece of ice ready for this . when a man is getting a girl doggie style and hits a woman in both legs . Then quickly shoves the ice in her ass. Causing her to jump up and walk like a penguin.

I was deep into a good fuck session with my wife when I gave that cheating bitch The Angry Penguin.

by Shocky McShockerson January 15, 2009