maelo/pedro

super gay and loves men, such as niko. sold with 69 girls and has a crush on his sister

Bro don’t be a maelo/pedro… that is so gay

by realfax_1 November 20, 2023

The Pedro

A mythical magical person who is a master of vanishing, being sick and not working

Want to pull “The Pedro” this work weekend and fly to Costa to drink with Ed

by Hung So-low January 27, 2021

Pedro

The biggest douchebag that you could ever meet. Like a chad but more mexican, and more of a beaner.

OMG, Isabella just broke up with Pedro...
OMG!!!! NOT BASED!!!

by jacraest December 10, 2019

Pedroing

To abandon your friends after promising them you'll be somewhere

Also can be used if your friend leaves the lads earlier than expected in order to chin you all off for a 6/10.

*thinking that your mate will let you down by not turning up at the pub after turning all coms off to hang out with a six out of ten instead (in reality a five like Chinderella)

Andy: This stinks of a Pedroing
Godders: Agreed

*After being let down again by your mate:

Robbie: We've definitely been royally Pedro'd here.

by dave godfrey October 29, 2014

Pedro

Pedro is a litle guy who's always sleepy. He got a huge dick, but he doesn't like to admit it. His ability to screw up is incredible.

Girl 1 : " Look, it's Pedro. He's got a really huge dick."

Girl 2 : " Really? He once sold heroin to my granny and she died."

by BigDguy November 24, 2021

Pedro

A Pina Colada who will try to irritate you to death.

I hate Pedro

by Duda2802 February 25, 2019

Hacer un Pedro Sánchez

When you say you will never do something, but you end up doing exactly that.

Carlos: "I will never buy the car that my wife wants. It is not a man's car."
Friend: we all know you are going to "hacer un Pedro Sánchez"and you will buy it

by Castellanien January 14, 2020