Pedro Ortiz

Pedro Ortiz is a hot ass guy who is dating a really pretty girl named Aubrey sams. She’s fucking insane and will kill anybody for him. don’t mess with her bf!

Woah is that Pedro Ortiz?

by emo unicorn November 24, 2021

Pedro

Pedro is a latino guy that likes to upvote Pedro Urban definitions that say he must have a huge dick.

Pedro: "Pedro? Yeah I know him. He has a huge dick"
Marla: "How would you know?"
Pedro: "Believe me! All Pedros do. Unrelated question: do you happen to know my name?"

by boiledbarnacle May 19, 2023

Pedro

Pedro is the internet's hot slutty daddy.

Hey have you seen Pedro? he's in a very daddy mood today.

by Pedro pascal's loverboy May 26, 2023

El Pedro

He is not a man. He is a lifestyle. Professional botanist and a maffia boss. Never mess with a lifestyle.

You: Did you met El Pedro?

Me: No, you must be like him if you want to see him.

by Rebel 2 March 10, 2023

Pedro

Pedro is someone who when you first meet is the worst person ever to you. Then somewhere down the road Pedro becomes someone you can't live without. He is someone who 50/50 smart and dumb. But truly he's someone who will stay by your side. He also brings out the best in you.

You know you and Pedro bring out the best in each other.

by TayTay47 March 23, 2023

pedro

honestly just…..😨😨

pedro- horny

by yvub cr November 19, 2023

jose pedro balmaceda pascal

The most perfect man in the universe with slutty knee stances, deliciously broad shoulders, puppy dog eyes and a beautiful mustache.
He's your daddy.

Me: I want jose pedro balmaceda pascal to grab my neck and make me beg
Friend: I thought you said you wanted to lay in his arms until your daddy issues went away
Me: ...This is the way.

by It’s true. January 9, 2024