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Patterson New Jersey

A nicely developed city in New Jersey and the the greatest f'n city in New Jersey
by The Jersey Boy January 13, 2011
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patterned

A word to describe a confusing or annoying topic, subject, or person.
"Oh my god man, my girlfriend is so patterned when she's on her period"
by Blindish October 11, 2017
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Mike Patten

Mike Patten is the bassit and singer of the band Achluo; Irish, big nosed person.
Mike Patten played at the Achluo concert.
by Mike Patten February 27, 2005
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Male Pattern Laziness

Most often found in boys and men, it is the habit of exerting the least amount of effort and energy to accomplish a task, usually unsuccessfully.
Older Sister: Did you finish writing your resume for that job application?
Younger Brother: Yeah, here it is.
Older Sister: This is a mess.
Younger Brother: I couldn't find a good template, so I just made one up.
Older Sister: Um, well, here's a bunch I found on Google. Why was that so hard?
Younger Brother: It's not my fault, I have Male Pattern Laziness

Magazine Headline: Why Do Guys Date Skanks?
Reader 1: Can you believe they spent three pages on this?
Reader 2: That's three pages too many just to explain Male Pattern Laziness.
by Jellobelle November 13, 2012
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patternosterscroof

the feeling of loving someone so much you'd do anything for them, at all.
none, just gotta feel it to know
by Kris October 18, 2004
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Pitter Patter

An exclamation one makes when irritated or flustered.
Girl A : Did you do that big paper for English Class yesterday?

Girl B : Oh, Pitter Patter! I forgot! My parents are gonna kill me.
by Comet the Chef January 26, 2019
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pattied

to be defeated by a large margin in any type of sporting event
(the score of a bacsketball video game was 89 to 49)
Damn nigga, you got yo ass pattied in 2k9
by Nigga be real March 10, 2009
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