Patterson New Jersey

A nicely developed city in New Jersey and the the greatest f'n city in New Jersey

Yo, Patterson New Jersey is the shit man!

by The Jersey Boy January 13, 2011

patterned

A word to describe a confusing or annoying topic, subject, or person.

"Oh my god man, my girlfriend is so patterned when she's on her period"

by Blindish October 11, 2017

Mike Patten

Mike Patten is the bassit and singer of the band Achluo; Irish, big nosed person.

Mike Patten played at the Achluo concert.

by Mike Patten February 27, 2005

Male Pattern Laziness

Most often found in boys and men, it is the habit of exerting the least amount of effort and energy to accomplish a task, usually unsuccessfully.

Older Sister: Did you finish writing your resume for that job application?
Younger Brother: Yeah, here it is.
Older Sister: This is a mess.
Younger Brother: I couldn't find a good template, so I just made one up.
Older Sister: Um, well, here's a bunch I found on Google. Why was that so hard?
Younger Brother: It's not my fault, I have Male Pattern Laziness

Magazine Headline: Why Do Guys Date Skanks?
Reader 1: Can you believe they spent three pages on this?
Reader 2: That's three pages too many just to explain Male Pattern Laziness.

by Jellobelle November 13, 2012

patternosterscroof

the feeling of loving someone so much you'd do anything for them, at all.

none, just gotta feel it to know

by Kris October 18, 2004

Pitter Patter

An exclamation one makes when irritated or flustered.

Girl A : Did you do that big paper for English Class yesterday?

Girl B : Oh, Pitter Patter! I forgot! My parents are gonna kill me.

by Comet the Chef January 26, 2019

pattied

to be defeated by a large margin in any type of sporting event

(the score of a bacsketball video game was 89 to 49)
Damn nigga, you got yo ass pattied in 2k9

by Nigga be real March 10, 2009