vaani patel

a girl who eats everything she sees from hearts to lead

girl 1: eat this

vaani patel : yessir

by sfdgxfhcgjlk;njhkgjfhdetyrtuiy December 14, 2021

paw patrol

something utterly terrible and should have not be made

paw patrol is trash

by dragraceranddrifter August 23, 2023

harsh patel

By all means a hoe, or rather all harsh patel's are in-fact whores of some degree

person 1: wow look at that hoe
person 2: Oh you mean that Harsh Patel?

by nosvns January 8, 2017

Thot patrol

a group of people who, under the direction from his majesty Jason Bourne, rid this world of the filth known as thots

thot: lets bang
guy: * takes out phone and dials 119
guy: i have thot here
*thot patrol comes in through the roof and windows and blow aformentioned

by yyeeeetttttt April 4, 2018

Jay Patel

One who is defined by dominance and excellence.

Chuck Norris once walked the earth with a massive erection. There were no survivors. This is an example of dominance and excellence.

Used in a sentence: Man, Chuck Norris is so Jay Patel.

by Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet October 16, 2008

Catholic Uniform Patrol Syndrome

Catholic school teachers who abuse their power over Catholic school uniform/ free dress codes and behavior policies which were probably created in the Middle Ages. The teachers are usually middle-aged and hypocrites because they break the rules themselves. They hate uniqueness and want you to be like clones of each other. They hate emos, thrashers, punks, scene, ravers, or anybody awesome. They love posers, goody-two-shoes, and snitches. They are prepared for people who come with painted nails, makeup, or "inappropriate" clothes. Their goal is to brainwash awesome people to turn into posers, goody-two-shoes, and snitches.

(At a Catholic School, on the playground)
Teacher:(has dyed hair) Dying your hair is a sin! Detention!!!!
Girl:(WTF?)
Teacher: And no makeup!!!
Girl:But...
Teacher:No talking back to me! Detention!!!(Boy passes by, has pierced ears)BOYS CANNOT WEAR EARRINGS!!!!!!! DETENTION!!
Girl:What's her deal?
Boy: She has Catholic Uniform Patrol Syndrome.

by MariskaBarrios December 26, 2010

tonsil patroling

When the person recieving the blowjob, reach the back on the tonsils, and either holds the mouth their or ejaculates while the penis is completely down here throat.

Young Jeezy- Song: Tear that pussy up: "I got the tool in her throat, I'm just tonsil patroling man"

by lz da prince June 6, 2009