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Disco Patch

In EMS, the Disco Patch refers to the usually tacky, yet highly sought-after golden patch that Paramedics get to wear as a result of completing their two-year training program. It is named as such due to its garish, sparkly colors and bright red lettering. Known for corrupting the hearts and souls of formerly kind EMTs, slowly converting them into a dreaded Paragod, just as the One Ring converted its slaves to Nazgul.
I've been a paramedic for six years, but I still get a little bit hard whenever I put on my uniform with the Disco Patch.
by CaptainQuadmay March 4, 2019
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Patch of dicks

Collective noun for a group of dicks and/or a group of men gathered in a single spot.
Hey, check out that patch of dicks
by Dicktation December 12, 2018
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Munchie-Patch

Dude, I would love to get down on her munchie-patch!
by The Gootz September 22, 2022
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Patches Ito

Patches ito is a Dalmatian from a game called “Purrfect Apawcalypse” which is really good btw

He’s the main antagonist of all the games.
He seems to be a polite and charming person but he’s really a manipulative murderer.
He’s the EX boyfriend of Angel Grimalkin.
A lot of people have a crush on him. Or almost a lot.
He’s a Dalmatian, if it wasn’t that obvious.
He also ends up body swapping with his EX.

This was written by an idiot.
Person 1: Patches ito is hot
Person 2: he will fucking kill you
by Patcherssiito September 27, 2022
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Strawberry Patch

(Noun) The unkept groin area of a male human with red or orange hair (ginger). The testicles will appear as strawberries in a patch.
A: Why do they call John, strawberry patch?
B: He doesn’t trim his pubes and he has red hair, so….
A: Eww, gross.
B: yeah maybe, unless you like strawberries.
by MomsFavorite May 21, 2022
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Gravel Patch

A stoney area for a Gubby to play
Look at boyo playing in his gravel patch
by Si.83 May 29, 2022
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Jew patch

A Jew patch is a random patch of hair on a mans back that has no reason being there.
“Hey Mike, did you notice that ugly ass Jew Patch on Ron’s back when we went to the beach?”

“hey bro, you need to shave that Jew patch!”
by Sappahire February 9, 2021
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