parkour

Parkour is my best friend! And to me the meaning of parkour is a way to jump over obstacles. And it isn't about points, or showing off but it can be about competition. I have lots of friends that do parkour and when you do parkour you should have fun. The main reason I have fun with parkour is because I'm with friends.

Me and my friends do parkour, parkour is the best

by spencer_the_skater21 February 27, 2015

pantoum

1. a poem that consistes of four lines rapeate again and again that somehow is supposed to make sense and mean something different every time you mix them up again.

2. something that teachers enjoy forcing their students to write just so they can watch them squirm and give them an F

3. what i should be figguring out how to write whilst (see, im poetic) i waste time by writing a definition for it on urban dictionary

4. see sonnet

evil english teacher- i going to need you to write a sonnet and pantoum
you- ;-; *bites head off evil english teacher*
evil english teacher- ahhhh!
you- oops.....

by I HATE SCHOOL July 20, 2008

Pareto's Iron Law

The Italian sociologist living in the early 20th Century observed that the distribution of wealth and income remains roughly the same in modern industrialized societies no matter what governmental policies are pursued. A corollary of the Iron Law is the "circulation of elites" where groups vie to be the dominant group under various guises including equality and social justice, but there is always an elite no matter what.

Liberal elitist humanitarian: Let's pass legislation to make a more equal, fairer society.

Conservative realist: That will get us no where except you leftists will be in power rather than us. There is the brutal fact of Pareto's Iron Law. We cannot escape inequality of result.

Liberal elitist humanitarian: Well, I know, but at least we will be ahead of you conservatives. We hate you because you do not love everyone as we leftists do.

by Tex in Tex February 25, 2008

Dolly Parton

A famous country singer with breasts too large to even be considered real. A prime example of what teenagers call "fake people"

Stupid young person #1: "Look at Dolly Parton smile!! Isn't she just the most beautiful person you've ever seen?"
Stupid young person #2: "... Everytime?!?"

by the awful truth July 1, 2008

pantophobe

a person who fears everything

Oh god! I'm a pantophobe, everything is so very scary!

by utku December 14, 2004

Parkour

1. Jumping on to things
2. Jumping off of things

when i do parkour, i get in the zone. i see a bench, i know that i can go up to it, jump off and tumble, or just run around the bench and tumble. theres so many options!

by whatha hell is a pseudonym???? June 28, 2010

Parkour

The use of your environment to move from point A to point B in the quickest time possible.

Often times considered a sport, but that is false. Parkour is more of a lifestyle than a sport. It cannot be a sport in that there are no rules, teams, nor strict styles and "fields".

Many people will form a "team" but do not realize that it is only a group or club. More often considered a community.

Commonly confused with Freerunning

I will parkour from that building to the next.

by keiien November 28, 2012