Weeb 1: hey man, when will jojo part 5 come out?
Weeb 2: idk man
both men proceed to kill themselves because they just can't wait for part 5
Weeb 2: idk man
both men proceed to kill themselves because they just can't wait for part 5
by the one Jojo weeb people hate May 24, 2018
If you find your way to this terrifying realm of untold horrors, just know that it's not all bad. The pain and suffering will be over soon because you will die there.
Oh god. I've gotten into the weird part of youtube. Oh no, a hideously deformed baby! Old people smiling everywhere!! OH GOD NO THE AGONY GOD IS DEAD WE KILLED HIM I WANT THE SUFFERING TO END EXISTENCE IS PAIN
by Find De Way My Brodas January 11, 2018
So maybe, your mom has lied about having cancer, blood clots, and other serious illness to get out of something or to evoke sympathy. And, maybe, she told her one boyfriend she needed to get special surgery in a city that was a plane ride away when in reality she was hosting another man at her place all weekend and didn’t want her first boyfriend showing up unexpectedly. And then when her boyfriend showed up to leave her flowers, gifts, and a speedy recovery and her lie was uncovered, she told the new boyfriend the old one was a crazy stalker who's been attacking her for ages. Because she always has to be the victim. It’s the only way she can justify their actions. And maybe, in order to make it seem real, she actually took the old boyfriend to court. And you don’t know if she did it so she can live with herself just to keep up the show for the rest of the world.
part 3
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd March 12, 2019
Girl one- Oh man, I need to part my hair!
Girl two- Part your hair gurl, part it!
Boy- Why? Your hair looks fine.
-Girl one and two- HAHAHAHAHAHA.
Girl one- PARTED!!
Girl two- Part your hair gurl, part it!
Boy- Why? Your hair looks fine.
-Girl one and two- HAHAHAHAHAHA.
Girl one- PARTED!!
by ASDFJK!!!! August 18, 2008
A part time hijabi is a hijabi who only wear a head scarf when its convenient for them . Part time hijabi take off on special events like vacations , wedding ,prom,or to simply take a dip , tempture is hot or cold who cares ? And especially some day when you just can't even
It's my wedding day why do I need hijab ? I'll put it back on tomorrow because imma part time hijabi
Its snowing I dont want to get my hijab wet aeisha says
Its snowing I dont want to get my hijab wet aeisha says
by Ayyyahhhh2000 July 22, 2018
Jim: I had to stand during mass this morning.
Angelina: I know, the part-time Catholics took -all the seats.
Angelina: I know, the part-time Catholics took -all the seats.
by Snoopsy April 05, 2015
by Jrice181 March 22, 2022