Fail Parade

when a series of things that could go wrong do, causing the day or week or lifetime to be a complete and utter failure.

1 - Shit man, what are the odds that many things would go wrong?
2 - yeah, classic Fail Parade.

by Electric Whizbanger 9001 June 11, 2018

bomb parade

a list of films, songs, gigs and the like that have miserably failed.

His current album is on the bomb parade.

by uttam maharjan February 16, 2010

babe parade

A veritable treasure trove of talent

Dude I was walking into class today and the quad was a goddamn babe parade

by Wolfgang40014 August 29, 2018

water parade

(Singapore English) water drinking session that is carried out to prevent individuals from dehydration.

A water parade should be conducted before the training starts. Otherwise, the soldiers may suffer dehydration.

by E-van-316 June 28, 2016

Sock parade

Basically when candidate on a military course like basic or something along those lines is such a shitbag the rest of the candidates pin the victim down in the night while they sleep, and beat them with socks full of bars of soap.

We gave Pte fuckstick a sock parade last night maybe he will preform better.

by Pte window licker May 31, 2021

Hummers Day Parade

The act of getting a hummer by more than one woman, (preferably 2 in most cases) where each woman places a testicle in their mouth and sucks on it like a baby with a pacifier.

Stoney: dude I was so close to having a legit 3-some last night.

Big Easy: let me guess, one didn’t want to bang?

Stoney: I didn’t bang either of them but they each pocketed one of my nuts in their dome piece and gargled away like it was a hummers day parade!

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm January 27, 2019

Paradate

Contraction de paradis et date. Un lieu idéal pour faire un date.

J’ai emmené une fille de Tinder a un bar près d’Opéra c’était un vrai paradate, c’était super cosy

by Dr RR PhD October 7, 2022